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[–] iii@mander.xyz 192 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Clown egg number state

Ez πŸ‘

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Correct horse battery staple

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY PASSWORD?!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It only shows it to you. The rest of us all just see ******. πŸ‘

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

hunter2 <--- see? I copied and pasted what you wrote. You see your password here, but we just see asterisks.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got Clown dozen even state πŸ––

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It Egg Even States

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 86 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dude, don't spoil it in the title. You're better than this.

And so is Lemmy! You can edit titles.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's hard to be upset at OP when it gets spoiled by the text above the pictures...

Like you could get rid of the pictures entirely and just have _______________ and it would have the same effect

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The "spoiler" above it is a clue about how to read it, the post title is a complete spoiler.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Only one thing could possibly follow those famous lyrics and it's the remaining 25% of the line lol

"Director of Jaws, Steven Spiel (picture of an iceberg)"

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The whole point is for people to get it, though.

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holy i didn't realize that it was in the title

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

Pennywise eggs every other state

[–] yboutros@infosec.pub 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Oml I thought it was Clown~~s~~ ~~don't~~ doesn't even phase [me]

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 3 points 2 months ago

Clown eggs pairs states

[–] ZMonster@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

My friend, Thank you for this. It gives me no hope for society every time I hear someone say "it, the clown" - but you gave me a "pennywise" in the first reply I read. Hope restored.

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[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Clown pointing at me, a dozen of eggs, even numbers, states of matter

It's no wonder why this song is so catchy!

[–] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Just to check, is this loss?

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

(Snape voice) Always.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Not this time

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

For the chicken.

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[–] pitaya@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago

It eggs even states

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Click here if you don't understand

  1. IT
  2. Dozen
  3. Even
  4. Matter
[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Click here if you still don't get it"I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, it doesn't even matter" are part of the lyrics to the song "In the End" by American rock band Linkin Park.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Click here if you're a true idiot

"IT Dozen Even Matter" sounds like "it doesn't even matter" from the lyric

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah that's what I was stuck on... I'm disappointed in myself.

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[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Nah that's a dozen eggs

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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Clown eggs numbers matter?!

[–] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Clown egg number phase.

Jester carton powers of two states

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It
Dozen (read: doesn't)
Even
(states of) Matter

[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] maniii@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Clown eggs 2-times-table physics???

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[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end...

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Same result, way less effort.

Still fun

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

I left my oven on.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

you've reminded me of an old joke that is only tangentially- and quite ephemerally- relevant.

Do you know why, in the Business Professionals Baseball League, the Accountants always win?

because the last time they lost, they started chanting " 2, 4, 5, 8, Who do we Depreciate!"

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Didn't even need the image puzzle to figure out the lyrics bruh

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

So they only succeeded with plasma, near absolute zero condensates, and strange matter?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I tried so hard and got so far but in the end pointing clown holding balloons twelve white eggs in a box 246810 gas liquid solid.

[–] poopgood@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
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