this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You pay in grubs and bugs. The opossum looks over the writhing pile and pushes a maggot back to you. Your change.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

More of this pls

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I’m reminded of a scene from Thank Goodness You’re Here where the corner shop’s rat infestation advances so much they’ve just taken over the business, and as you enter the last time one of the rats has a name tag behind the counter.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

TBF subway is not a high bar to beat

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Their rolls are so laden with sugar, they're qualified as cake outside of the US.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I know, this is one of my favorite facts to share with friends

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Generally, it seems that subways are underground, so that makes sense.

An erstwhile co-worker would say "a low bar to stumble over."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That's our scramble man!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

If he doesn't use the knife he uses to cut mayo subs to cut my no mayo sub I'm ok.

yes I'm insane and I think mayo is disgusting

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

GAME OVER - YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY.