this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
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[–] [email protected] 130 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yeah but some people are more traffic than others.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

insert lifted truck hogging 2 lanes

insert soccer moms with massive SUVs

Lol

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)

Insert the guy in a Prius going 30 mph under the speed limit and slamming on his brakes for no reason.

Insert everyone in the passing lane that isn't passing.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Honestly “soccer mom” is probably a better use of street capacity than most usage of cars. One adult and six kids in a Suburban is much more efficient than three adults each with two kids in the back of three sedans.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (6 children)

If you swerve in and out of lanes to try to get ahead, you can be traffic for an easy 3 or 4 lanes!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Love the peeps that risk killing everyone around them to get ten feet ahead in bumper to bumper traffic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And only end up being farther back than if they had just stayed put, as everybody else had the same thought, making the new lane the slower one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

And even if it doesn't, they lose any time they could have possibly gained the moment they get off the highway and hit a red light.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just one more lane bro and we fix traffic, trust me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I think people downvoting this didn't spot the sarcasm.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Oh good. This is gonna be just like reddit. Things that are literally decades old.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isn't reddit content just a reflection of people, and people also exist on this platform

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You aren't stuck on Reddit. You are the Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Oh....oh God...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Did you expect people would really change compared to how they acted on Reddit?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

What's wrong with this post?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lemmy isn't reddit, but whatever it is, they're both the internet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Be the traffic you want to become.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Ahh, the Lemmy meme.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah, I am the main character. The world happens to me, get these NPCs out of my way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Jesus Christ has come for his second resurrection, and his name is Intl

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You aren't shitposting in Lemmy, you ARE the Lemmy!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You are the shitpost in Lemmy!

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We do not live in a society. We are a society. 😔

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You aren't in an orgy. You are the orgy.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The traffic is stuck in the traffic🚦

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mix powdered traffic into your traffic.

More traffic per traffic.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You were watching Not Just Bikes in the shower?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

mmm yes, the traffic is made out of traffic

hqdefault_1

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

"I'm stuck in traffic" implies they aren't part of it but that it is something that is happening to them.

You're not stuck in it, you are it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is not not enough parking, there are too many cars

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Been working remote since onset of pandemic. Never going back to the office bro. Couldn't pay me enough to share the roads with the rest of the grinders.

So many hours wasted in traffic.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

State Anthem of the Soviet Union plays in background

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

This is a Bill Burr bit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

They're not mutually exclusive states. You can be part of the traffic, but if you can't get out, you're still stuck in it. You're part of traffic but not stuck in it if and only if you have the opportunity to exit the traffic experience.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Now I'm stuck in the damn traffic that I've helped damn create. Dammit!

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