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My Wife's Eye (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 months ago by nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub to c/pics@lemmy.world
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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 72 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look at this one, "I have a wife," oooOOOOooo

[–] nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub 35 points 2 months ago

She hates me so it kinda evens out.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I too choose this person's wife's eye

[–] nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can have it…I’ll mail it to you. What’s your address?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Can I have the other one?

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Dangit, you beat me to it!

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ooh, free biometrics!

[–] nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Enjoy! Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I knew a girl in high school who would say "Don't do anything I would do."

[–] nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub 9 points 2 months ago

It’s important to be honest about yourself lmao.

[–] Nino477@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Big sister is watching you

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Enormous sibling is viewing you.

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

Someone has a fancy AI thesaurus

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You may want to give her the Voight-Kampff test, to be on the safe side...

[–] nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nahhh, sleeping with a replicant is like my biggest dream...

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

What if it turns out she is a Cylon instead?

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eyes are such alien structures... I can only look at them close-up for a moment before it gets too creepy. I mean, holy shit, this thing sees.

[–] nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're so strange! Like, what's all that going on in there?

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 points 2 months ago

Mostly jelly

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you don't mind me asking, how did you take it? I've tried taking similar photos a few times, but I'm getting too many reflections, even with a polarising filter.

[–] nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This was taken with an iPhone 16 Pro Max using the default camera, and edited with the default photos app. The macro mode on this phone is impressive.

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, wow! I'm genuinely impressed by that. I've been trying to do it with a 'proper' camera and failing miserably.

I'm just going to sit here and be jealous for a while 😆

[–] nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub 5 points 2 months ago

You’ll need a dedicated macro lens to achieve true macros. This isn’t a true macro, but the fusion camera on the new iPhones is a great tool. I am pleased with the results I’ve been seeing from it.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

I'd love to see a second photo showing how this photo was taken. I bet it was a bit awkward.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if I could unlock her phone with this?

[–] nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub 7 points 2 months ago

We tried without success. Face ID requires more than just a retina to unlock.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thanks - stealing your wife's Bitcoin wallet now

[–] nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub 6 points 2 months ago

Jokes on you she only has Doge in there.

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Be careful because Sam altman might steal it for his worldcoin bs

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

That's one fine cornea

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

She got them limbal rings.

[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Dudes, she is afraid