Look at this one, "I have a wife," oooOOOOooo
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She hates me so it kinda evens out.
I too choose this person's wife's eye
You can have it…I’ll mail it to you. What’s your address?
Can I have the other one?
Dangit, you beat me to it!
Ooh, free biometrics!
Enjoy! Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
I knew a girl in high school who would say "Don't do anything I would do."
It’s important to be honest about yourself lmao.
Big sister is watching you
Enormous sibling is viewing you.
Someone has a fancy AI thesaurus
You may want to give her the Voight-Kampff test, to be on the safe side...
Nahhh, sleeping with a replicant is like my biggest dream...
What if it turns out she is a Cylon instead?
Eyes are such alien structures... I can only look at them close-up for a moment before it gets too creepy. I mean, holy shit, this thing sees.
They're so strange! Like, what's all that going on in there?
Mostly jelly
If you don't mind me asking, how did you take it? I've tried taking similar photos a few times, but I'm getting too many reflections, even with a polarising filter.
This was taken with an iPhone 16 Pro Max using the default camera, and edited with the default photos app. The macro mode on this phone is impressive.
Oh, wow! I'm genuinely impressed by that. I've been trying to do it with a 'proper' camera and failing miserably.
I'm just going to sit here and be jealous for a while 😆
You’ll need a dedicated macro lens to achieve true macros. This isn’t a true macro, but the fusion camera on the new iPhones is a great tool. I am pleased with the results I’ve been seeing from it.
I'd love to see a second photo showing how this photo was taken. I bet it was a bit awkward.
I wonder if I could unlock her phone with this?
We tried without success. Face ID requires more than just a retina to unlock.
Thanks - stealing your wife's Bitcoin wallet now
Jokes on you she only has Doge in there.
Be careful because Sam altman might steal it for his worldcoin bs
That's one fine cornea
She got them limbal rings.
Dudes, she is afraid