this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Odin is looking good for being a few thousand years old.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I would get off that train before it jumps the tracks onto a rainbow bridge and you end up in Niflheim in the middle of a battle with Ice Giants without even so much as a spear or a parka on you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

You’d get off right before it gets good? Hard disagree.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Counter point Odin would definitely have some of the more bat shit insane designs humanity has come up with since the viking age, like the War Wolf, Ratte, or the ever glorious Bob Semple tank.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

If you die (in the) fighting, Odin can count on meeting you in Valhalla!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

odin go home, you're drunk again scaring the mortals

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

If this man approaches you and tells you that you are worthy, you fucking listen to him.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I laughed out loud in the office, and nobody understood the joke. I need a better employer.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

is that Huginn or Muninn?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Was his eye poked out by the spear
or pecked out by the crow?

I’m too scared to ask him.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

He clearly placed it in Mimisbrunnr

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I bet no one fucks with this guy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Now that is what you call embracing your age

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is AI right? The spear isn't straight. It curves in with the seat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Could be carved from a branch. Would be in character.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Could be rolling shutter artifact from the vibrations

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

... and lookin like Robert Deniro to boot