I figured out how to get my food with NO delivery fee: I get off my fat ass and get it myself. Novel approach, I know.
this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2025
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And sometimes you're too tired for that or want something you can't reasonably make at home. There's nothing wrong with ordering food.
Nothing wrong with it rarely or if you’re disabled, but paying $30 for McDonald’s or whatever on a regular basis is insane
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"Nothing wrong with ordering food" - correct
But there is something wrong with paying double to have it delivered - it's called wasting money. Do y'all have a lot of money to waste?
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DoorDash is a hell of a lot cheaper than catching a DUI charge tho
Normal people have a stocked fridge and are not constantly drunk.
If being drunk seriously affects your shopping schedule, you have an alcohol problem.
Alcohol isn't the only thing you can get a DUI for....there are lots of things that it covers from prescription medication to weed. Anything that negatively impacts your driving ability can potentially lead to a DUI.
And you really think so many people are on these medications that they make up a serious percentage of the market share?
How do all those people get to work on their medication?
There are a lot of medication you really shouldn't drive on, it's a common side effect, so probably hundreds of thousands if not in the millions
How do all those people get to work on their medication?
Buses, Uber, Family/Friends, medication timing (eg not taking until you get to work and not taking the next dose till after), WFH jobs
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Who mentioned market share?
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Shopping schedule? Bro life is hard and busy, plenty of people are struggling with all kinds of issues that they can’t easily schedule around and depression is it’s own beast.
Look, I don’t order food because of the price and because I don’t want to support that fucked up business model(also because I live in a walkable city) but, and I mean this in the most “I hope you take this as an opportunity to reflect” kinda way, go fuck off with that shit.
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I'm happy that you are physically able, that you have places within walking distance to pick the food up from, or if not that you own a vehicle and are not vision impaired or afflicted with some other ailment that would make driving impossible. I hope you reflect on how fortunate you are.
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USPS should not focus on profitability and fuck Uber and the gig economy.
yes! it is a SERVICE Americans already pay for in taxes, the need to make a profit on it makes no sense.
No we don't. The USPS is not tax funded, it is self funded by shipping costs and stamp sales.
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This is a perfect illustration of why we should not privatize essential services.
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Economies of scale and different expectations of timely delivery... Both of those prices are much more than I deal with here in the NL though
Yes. Everyone in the US tells me that people get so much more money there than here in Germany because of the taxes and everything. And then you have to pay $30 for a simple food delivery?
It's part of the propaganda. Richest country in the world, they say, but you pay a lot more for basically everything because there's few government regulations keeping prices in check, and a number of things that are done by the government in other countries are run by for profit corporations here (healthcare).
Although, $10.50 for the mail is pretty pricey. That's no letter that they're sending. I run an Etsy shop and frequently send stuff in padded envelopes through the post office, and those cost me like $4 to send across the country.
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And somehow USPS can still pay their couriers more.
Shhh, Musk might hear you and destroy it.
Don’t worry they already have a plan
the postal system is significantly more efficient
One is not designed to generate profit. Nor should it be for that exact reason.
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I'm sure the food is cheaper if you ordered it more than 24h beforehand
If there was a service like this, I'd probably buy there every day. I can plan 1-2 days ahead what I'd like to eat, but more is harder. This would be perfect.
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If most of that went to the driver I would be OK with it. I never use those services, they exploit workers
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One of these is a government service and subsidized.
Don't worry, they are already trying to get rid of the USPS so we can be charged ridiculous amounts for mail delivery.
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Government vs private.
It's the same with healthcare believe it or not.
USPS is the most underappreciated thing in the world. In the shittiest areas I've ever lived it's still been fairly reliable. In a nice area, forget about it, perfect.
the economic ignorance in this thread is astounding
Look at that money on the table! Of course we should privatize the USPS!
(/s of course)
Post takes days, weeks, even months. Food delivery is minutes, and point-to-point.
I don't care if my mail is still warm when they put it in my mailbox.
Wow you could almost cook your own meals at home for that. But uh-oh, it would be inconvenient.
You pay 30usd for the food delivery? In the UK it usually is few quid.
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I think that if food delivery was treated how my last postal package was treated, then all food would be arriving as a soup, or maybe as a goulash.
And yet, it won't keep you from ordering food.
The issue is that there's still demand for it at that price.
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