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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

I like this one better, doesn't sponsor a shitty corporation and has the extra layer of eating his own leg.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Guys, I have the funniest solution to world hunger AND overpopulation...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

To eat the oligarchs

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Mad scientist hat on: engineer some gut bacteria to produce cellulase and we can eat grass.

Oh wait. You mean cannibalism. Okay. That works too.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Chickens love to eat chicken, I’ve seen it myself. Of course they will eat literally anything. Their main way of determining what is edible it just to try to eat it and if it works then they eat it and if not… well best to try a few more times just to be sure.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

with a bigotry aftertaste

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

My sister kept chickens for a while. They completely agree that chicken is delicious.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Chickens Starving, Resorting to Cannibalism at Government-Subsidized Poultry Company

Complainants from the foundering company’s Iowa slaughterhouse began contacting PETA last month, reporting that thousands of birds were being left for days without food or water on trucks parked at the facility as the company struggled to slaughter them. PETA immediately alerted U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) leadership to each of these complaints, offering to connect them with the eyewitnesses so that they could investigate and end the birds’ illegal suffering—but the agency never responded.

In response, PETA sent a letter this week to U.S. Secretary of Agriculture Thomas Vilsack calling on him to investigate the USDA’s failure to fulfill its duties and to stop throwing taxpayer money at bad actors like Pure Prairie Poultry.

Incidentally, cannibalism is one powerful vector for disease mutation and spread.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

This place has gross chicken, and a horrendous track record for biggotry and torture.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Larson did it! Larson did it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

depicted: lgbt people who still eat at chikfila

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Take that, PETA!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

If it was Popeyes, sure. Chick-fil-A is crap that has a decent sauce.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Fast lane to parasite town.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you?

You wear a disguise to look like human guys

But you're not a man, you're Chicken Foo-d

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Would be better without the ad