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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The only critique I have is that there should have also been an iPad with a minimum 25% tip.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I had to call Kaiser the other day to get a doctors note for work. Two second call where the guy asked me what I needed. I told him I needed a doctors note for stomach issues. No follow up questions. No medical advice. No attempt to find out what was going on or anything. Made up a doctors note for me and sent it to my inbox.

Two weeks later I get a $185 bill for "visiting their facilities".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Imagine a guy with lots of money taking a job and getting a doctors note daily just to fuck with the place, and when they fire him he successfully sues them so they have to keep him on even though he never actually clocks in for any reason.

Ah man, that'd be funny.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Posting this meme costs $10

This comment cost me $15

Reading this comment costs $2 per read

Anyone that responds to this comment will be billed $20

Thinking about this post later in the day will cost $1.95 per thought

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I copy/pasted your comment. Now I can read it for free at my leisure.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

I just read the copy & pasted version instead of the original! Big Comment isn't getting my money! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

$2 for reading the comment
+ $20 for responding to the comment
=$22 total

plus a new charge of copying ($3) and then pasting ($4 for every instance of pasting)

.... and another $1.95 because you just thought of it again didn't you?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Thinking like a true Ferengi.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

$3 for referring to Ferenginar
$2 for licensing fees to Brunt
$0.78 to the Ferengi Commerce Authority
$20 for responding

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

After you finish reading this comment, you will forget you were ever gay.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I'm reading a book by Philip K. Dick ("Ubik"), where everything in the fictional future is coin operated: doors, toasters, showers, everything.

Feels like he either predicted this world we live in, or caused it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If you think that's amazing there was this guy in the mid 1800s that was a penpal of president Lincoln that predicted the hell we currently live in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Who was that? Or any more details? I'm intrigued!

Edit: do you just mean marx? That's less intriguing, not wrong, but less intriguing.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Rent: $1,500

Electric: $150

Internet: $100

Gas: $160

Food: $400

Phone: $60

Insurance: $166(per month over 6 months)

Total: $84 a day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Hundred bucks a week for food? For 1 person?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

That's only $14 a day, I think that's fair.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Depends a bit, but yes? My weekly groceries is like $150+ (closer to $170 or so most weeks) for two of us, and that's living in a pretty shit-ass cheap state.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Don’t they mean $70 per week subscription, because.. why not!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I had been in the US for a few weeks last summer, it felt like this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Everywhere wants a tip. It's insane to me.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't be so bad if I had lots of 70 dollars to give.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Amazon will undercut that guy and let you exist for $63.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Only until Amazon runs them out of business, then it's up to $75 with a 10% increase each year

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

You could also opt into the subscription model for $12.95 per month. $15.95 without ads (there are totally ads but, like, maybe a few less).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Feudalism come back like crabgrass, because people who figure out how to benefit from it are far more motivated than those of us who just want to live. Pro tip: Rebrand it as Freedom!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Why It's So Hard To Imagine Life After Capitalism by Second Thought

https://youtu.be/PaASqPnpq5Y

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Stay there! You won't find such a cheap place ever again!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

A breath of fresh air is about 2200 USD so that's actually cheap

Oh you don't mean the bottle?

https://us.houseofhazelwood.com/products/a-breath-of-fresh-air

If it is per actual air, it's about 2 cents per breath, cheap as hell

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