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I ate a pizza...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Patched some holes in a sheetrock wall with joint compound for the glory of the empire.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

A strong house makes for a strong house!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I masturbated... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I went to bed FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I cooked a roasted beet stew...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

OPs dedication to commenting is a feat in of it itself

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I jerked off for the glory of the empire!

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[–] nerv 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I provided myself with sustenance to face the rest of my work day... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I made hot tea ... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

AB negative, if I know Klingons.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I tried to install pip on my wife's Windows work computer… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Defeated my opponent in a PVP match on Pokemon Go, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I made coffee FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do NOT caffenate the Klingons!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thanks to you guys, I stopped and did 20 pushups and 50 crunches FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Seriously though, you guys in this post are all awesome. Thanks for a smile in these dark days.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I just finished depositing a post-processed meal into the local liquid/solid biomatter waste disposal system, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Proper sanitation is the mark of a glorious house!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I fought the battle of the dishes and started the dishwasher... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Glory to your house and its honorable sanitation!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I took my dog out for her morning poop...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Caring for your beast is caring for your House. GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I blew snot into toilet paper FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Gave my dog a slice of pepperoni FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You nurture the dogs of war! Glory to you and your house!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I farted for the glory of the empire!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Trumpet of victory! Glory to you and your house!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I just adjusted the crotch of my pants....

FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Glorious crotch.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I fought a glorious battle against my spicy curry dinner. It was a meal fit for a warrior and it fought with honor, even on it's way out. My butthole burns FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Capsaicin is no small foe! Glory!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I tried priming the walls of my guest bath but it somehow ended up pulling skim coat off the wall FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

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