Protip: just do a nazi salute and Teslas will avoid hitting you
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025
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No, no, that's how you heil the Cybertaxi.
The Cybertruck can't see well enough to recognize hand signals, you'll get plowed for sure.
Well, that'd certainly be a novel solution to the trolley problem. Just make sure FSD always defaults to hitting the non-nazis first.
I remember when the Hummer H2 was the douchebag SUV... how times have changed
it still is, there's just more than one now.
Elmo claims that....
Its a lie. If Elmo claims something, its automatically a lie. The guy literally doesn't know what else to do but lie, he hasn't done anything else but lie over the past decades.
If would be so nice if news media could pick up on that...
Safer for pedestrians
"It only slices deer in half, which is 100% fatal. Humans just get blunt force trauma that has a 1.59% survival rate."
Safer as in less suffering.
he says in the video that his truck is "bombproof in the inside and outside" WTF does that even mean?
Car-bombers who recently purchased cyber trucks are gonna be pissed!
Someone already did that a bit ago with a bunch of fireworks and I think it worked?
Quiet down, Zangoose... You'll get us all-expenses paid tickets to Guantanamo Bay
Meh. A motorcycle will split a deer in two. Not really the hill to be dying on.
You're only allowed to insult elon and the cybertruck, any thing else is wrong think
Well, I don't know. You see deer strikes all the time where I live (rural folks will know what I'm talking about).
You rarely see deerS strikes, where the deer get chopped into multiple deers. It happens, it's just rare, other than like, 18 wheeler hits.
I shared the story because I thought that was strange and alarming. The truck that looks like a guillotine blade seems to cut just how it looks like it would.
The guy made an innocent comment about motorcycles but because it was perceived as even possibly supportive of cybertrucks people downvoted lol I'm just pointing out to this commenter that you're only allowed to say bad things about musk/ cybertruck.
Lemmy is like this. You better conform to the narrative or you are in trouble.
Strange, but your post is still here and so is his. You said you are only allowed to say bad things about Muskrat and Swatiscar.
Oh wait, you wanted people to up vote you. Pardon me while I exit stage left laughing.
I didn't say the mods would delete comments just that people get all pissy if you say anything that can be slightly construed as positive about musk or the cybertruck (even if your only comment is that you think it looks kinda cool)
Nice ninja edit. Oh look someone else to block.
Ninja edit? Wat?
I've seen the aftermath of that happening... Blood... Blood everywhere.
75mph is a lot, regardless of vehicle. A deer's mass is horizontal whereas a human's is vertical, altering the results. Fuck the cybertruck, but at least be logical.
Yeah, everyone knows the cutting and penetrative power is decreased in a linear fashion with contact area.