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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That citrussy got me puckering.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You gotta salt the rim a little. It adds some kick that you wouldn't get otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

^ Ska band name

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I blame the person who misspelled "citrusy" by adding an extra "s."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I was going to try making a joke here but I can't think of anything that fits with parussy

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pretty accusatory coming from someone who named themselves cumboy.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Actually his mum named him that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Adapt or perish 🤷

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

Okay, Cumboy Bebop

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

@[email protected] got mad at me one time for commenting "citrussy got me finna buss" on one of their posts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Hey Chuck, how's it going? Missing the bad place, eh.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Don't listen to classical music by Claude Debussy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Lemon Party! Lemon Party!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

... they topping on my citrussy lemon until I flavour fondant icing? [Extremely Loud Incorrect Buzzer]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Can I please get a wider shot so that I can identify the Best Befussy?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Citrussy reminds me of "Angel's Grapefruit Technique"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I looked out of curiosity and surprisingly there's very little of it online

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

UNACCEPTABLE

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Shouldn’t it just be one S?

It’s not the internet’s fault. …At least not on their end.