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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

References

  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 129 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

And JSON is pronounced “javascripton“

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 90 points 3 weeks ago

Oh my god it's Javascripton Bourne!

[–] catharso@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Occasionally i feel myself longing back to the good ol' JSOFF times.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Show me the c++ book thickness

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

That is the lamest decepticon transformer I’ve ever heard of

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

JavaScript is actually pronounced with a g.

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[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (15 children)

Wtf?

It's Jason. If they wanted it pronounced that way, they should've spelled it differently...

Like GIF

Sorry, no, at least one could argue GIF. JSON is a single freakin' vowel short of a common male name.

Morons.

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 33 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Jason = jay-sun
JSON = jay-sawn

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[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

They're joking. js doesn't even officially stand for JavaScript due to Oracle's IP claim over the JavaScript name.

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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 92 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've been pronouncing it N-gin-X, which is probably close enough once slurred together

[–] whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I always called it “in-gen-ix”, which doesn’t even make sense now that I think about it.

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[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 91 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (9 children)

There's a linux file called fstab which is often pronounced f-s-tab because it's a table of file systems. It was somewhat surprising to hear Dave Plummer pronounce it as "f-stab", as in stabbing someone...

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 63 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It'll forever be F-stab in my head

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[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 32 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Whereas fsck, short for "file system check", should be pronounced "fisk" when someone in a suit is around, otherwise it's "fuck".

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

f-s-tab is feeble. Unsatisfactory. Bureaucratic.

f-stab is jocose. Nonchalant. Sharp.

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 57 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I laughed out loud when I first learned that imgur is supposed to be pronounced as "imager'... well you fuckin chose the wrong combination of letters for that didn't ya

[–] iconic_admin@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

1000% I say gif too, like gift. If you wanted it pronounced like “jiff” then you should have spelled it with a J.

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[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago

I've always pronounced it "not-Apache"

[–] ad_on_is@lemm.ee 47 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
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[–] vanta@lemm.ee 47 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

like how curl in my head is "curl" and not "c-url"

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 3 weeks ago

It is pronounced like "curl" though!

We pronounce curl with an initial k sound. It rhymes with words like girl and earl. This is a short WAV file to help you:

https://media.merriam-webster.com/soundc11/c/curl0001.wav

https://curl.se/docs/faq.html#What_is_cURL

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

…it's not "curl"?

EDIT (2025-02-27T04:15Z):

cURL (pronounced like "curl", /kɜːrl/) […] [1]

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  1. Title (article): "cURL". Publisher: Wikipedia. Published: 2025-02-20T12:12Z. Accessed: 2025-02-27T04:17Z. URI: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CURL.
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[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 36 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

And I will always pronounce SQL as “squeal”

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

When I first heard someone say SCSI out loud describing the drives in a server, I responded with, "No, they're actually high-end drives."

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 29 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I've never heard it pronounced any other way than "engine x".

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 weeks ago

I've never heard it pronounced. Which is why I also thought it was "n-jinx"

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Wow, I never knew people thought it was pronounced differently. Never even considered it looked like jinx.

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[–] DavidGA@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (18 children)

And postgresql is pronounced post-gres-Q-L, even though it probably should be post-gre-SQL

[–] camh@programming.dev 22 points 3 weeks ago

I just pronounce it postgres. That's the original name of the database. It originally had its own query language (quel), and SQL was later retrofitted onto it and called PostgreSQL. But the original quel language is long gone that we may as well go back to calling it just Postgres.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

As always, first impressions count. There is no way I'm starting to call it engine x now, except for fun.

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[–] Kelly@programming.dev 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My workplace calls it "n-jinx", we know its nonstandard but its still what is understood by the team.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 21 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Idiot. Using English letters to try to represent sounds they don't normally make. It didn't work for gif (pronounced commonly as gif instead of jif), why would they think it would work for them?

[–] eighty@aussie.zone 36 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (12 children)

first rule of english pronunciation: there are no rules. All that matters is if people understand what you mean when you say it.

I gave up on this discussion when you have to consider gin, generate, giraffe, gene, gym, etc

Also I pronounce it with the soft sound because that's what it sounds like in the bloody alphabet.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

See also ghoti (fish). English orthography only works by agreement, not rules

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 19 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

I thought it was pronounced N-G-N-X

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

"nnnnn-ghinks"

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You have to say it in a commanding Japanese accent... Engine X

It sounds way cooler that way

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

One time I was getting estimates for server software for an embedded device I had made. In a teleconference, I told one company that our prototype server ran on nginx. They emailed us an estimate saying we had to switch our embedded system to Windows 10 IoT Enterprise, and put the server on Microsoft's cloud, because "Engine X is not an enterprise web server."

[–] EmilyIsTrans@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I will be dead and buried in the ground before I call nginx "engine x"

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

I always heard it as /ŋiŋks/ in my mind

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