Nope gotta go through triage and evaluate it next week and hey it's a rarely used function and has over 1 story points so let's address it next year despite how the fix is already in your head
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Microsoft, is that you?
No, the bug didn't have to get 500,000 upvotes in one week before they started looking at it.
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This is waaay too close to the bone.
Source: I've been writing software since the 6502.
You're from the future?! :O
NOP ($EA) 😇
Is it quicker to fix it then to get the issue triaged? Just fix it and move on.
Why don't you do anything all day? The reports don't show any activity.
I have a great boss that knows that whatever I decide to do is probably the right priority. As long as our users are happy she is happy.