Hey Nic Cage, now's the time.
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I honestly believe he couldn't tell the difference between the real thing and a gift shop fake, I say give him the fake and see what he does with it at least
Hide the sharpies, at least.
And the white out when he wants the construction next.
This is what they did with his intelligence reports during his first term
Trump or Nic Cage?
Next stop: Mar-a-lago basement where it will be destroyed when the pool floods.
I bet he’s planning on eating it.
Trump would eat torn up documents in the Oval Office, ex-White House aide claims
How the fuck have I not heard of this yet?
Because there’s a million things constantly happening and no one person can keep up with the tsunami of bullshit.
You might even say that the zone has been flooded with shit, even - Bannon's gotta be proud
Because "ex white house aides" can claim all kinds of ridiculous shit.
I didn't say I believed it. But I do think it's funny as shit!
He's gotta get his fiber from somewhere, it sure as hell isn't coming from all the McDonald's he eats....
He 100% wants to sign it larger than anyone else.
Haha fuck you're right.
John Hancock will rise from his grave to prevent that
One can hope.
Mark my words, he's gonna annotate and sign it in sharpie.
He’s just going to get ketchup and Big Mac grease all over the priceless historical document…what’s the big deal?!
He likes to steal shit, they're worried he'll take it and keep it or trade it to Russia or whatever idiotic whim he's on that day.
Ugh.
He doesn't get that it's there not because it's valuable, it's there because it's an important cultural artifact that would disintegrate in a regular environment.
We get one of the real thing. Any time we get one of something, we like to protect it. Or at least we, humans, do.
Protect it?
You think trump wants to protect it?
Edit: it was a rhetorical question. We all know he just wants to destroy every good thing America has accomplished
What?!? No, absolutely not. He wants it because it's something to brag about in his office.
The country has stored it in the archives to protect it.
He definitely just wants to let Putin hold it when he visits.
He wants to let Jr use it to snort coke
Let him do it. We can write a new one
Can we get a parliamentary system or fix congress with the new constitution please?
Just put the comics section out of the Sunday paper in a frame for him. He won't know the difference.
Don't worry, he'll just use his sharpie to fix a few things.
Oh no, he found out countries play by Capture-the-Flag rules with our founding documents. He's going to hand it over like it's the deed to America and we'll all be cooked--- cooked, I say!
"possession is 9/10s of the law"
The Atlantic highlighted that Trump has shown interest in planning the celebrations of the 250th anniversary of the declaration of independence,
All while denying people their independence.
He doesn't think the Constitution exists, so I guess this makes sense?
Ya think he's gonna try reading it?
🤡🤡🤡
The Declaration would be one thing, but the real win would be getting him to read the Constitution.
This is Saul Goodman level decorating
I'm a Patriotic Republican who defends the Constitution but ONLY after Children get Murdered and I think this is a GREAT idea that CANT go Wrong!
It's gonna come back with changes made in crayon.
He's probably wanting to read the list of grievances against King George and trying to figure out which ones he hasn't done yet.
Well, if he could read, that is.
There is no chance in hell that he knows who King George is/was.
He probably read some conspiracy theory about it and wants to have some goon inspect it. Just like the whole Fort Knox thing.
Nicholas Cage is ALSO controlling drumpf now? Dude is like one of those Muppets with one person doing the voice, another the mouth, and two other people are working the hands. Makes for an impressive illusion
Out of sight, out of mind.
He wants to cut it into strips and use it as toilet paper.