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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

The worst is when one of the two questions is an open problem.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Time: 2 weeks, take home

Questions: 1, multiple parts.

Open textbook, internet, collaboration with classmates, anything really.

Good luck

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Finally, I'm almost done!
Part 17 is as much work as part 1-16
Fuuuuu

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

My heart started beating a tad harder reading this. Not even joking. I graduated with my physics degree 6 years ago…

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can rather give 5 years for the last one...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Questions: make them up yourself

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I had a physics exam a couple weeks ago. 4 questions. I got full points on only one of them.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Its funny bc physics gets so much worse than that

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember taking the upper level thermo courses for my undergraduate. Through the semester, they introduced a handful of equations for specific scenarios. Then the final was like 4 questions in 3 hours and with the equation for Gibbs Free Energy.

Needless to say, not my best grade

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

We have a shared experience, I do history now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Which equation hurt you? Schrodinger's?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Lowkey, just differential equations made me want to kms. Shrodingers equation was bad but not so difficult as to be singularly memorable. My memory of my physics courses are a void and I switched my major.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it was the second semester of quantum mechanics when we got to perturbation theory that I really became afraid.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I never even made it to perturbation theory but hearing about it from other physics major was part of the reason I switched to history lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, DEs. ~~What's so hard though, they are just linear algebra on function space~~

Jest aside, yeah mathematical device for physics could easily become quite hard and unwieldy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

just linear algebra on function space

I should strangle you lmao.

Honestly the math just took my passion out of physics. I love how physics explains the world and I love how strange everything is. I love learning about physics but doing it... I used to think I was good at math lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Difeq is a horrible pain in the ass until it clicks and becomes easier than that stupid non vector geometric integration. Is it really too much to ask to be allowed to stick to matrices and vectors‽

I'm just grateful I had stats 2 instead of calc 3

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Electrodynamix gonna hurt me in few days

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

Isaac Asimov joke.

Back in the day, the astronomy professor goes to the college dean to ask for money for a new observatory.

The Dean blows up at him!

"You science people are always asking for money! Chemistry wants gold! Physics wants a dyanmo! Why can't you be like the math department? All they ever want is paper, pencils and erasers!

"And the philosophy department is even better. They don't need erasers!"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

when the prof doesn’t allow a formula sheet on the exam and it’s worth 50% of your final grade

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

We never had formula sheets lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why, do they stop working after the class is over?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

If you bring formula sheet in an exam its "cheating"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's just stupid. It's far more important to know how and when to use the formulas instead of memorizing them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Correct, but nobody cares. Atleast we are allowed to use standard "clark's table" which contains some basic math formulas but not too much

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you. I finally have something to show other so they can understand what I feel when I say "Math and I...have an abusive relationship."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

And then some asshole goes "ΔxΔp ≥ ħ/2" and you're like "fuck this shit"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

and someoney says btw time is relative

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Some guys say all particles are also waves, then some other guys says even feilds are just particles exchanging but then someone banged two protons together so hard and say theese particles are also emergent from some other feilds

We need to make a big bang to know if thoose feilds are also particles...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

That means try with energy conservation, and if that fails you've got a lagrangian to try least action.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is the sum of newtons second law

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sum of forces, fundamental problem-solving tool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Your mom loves you, whether or not you got stuck with your homework.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Receive the answer 42.

Forget what the original prompt was even asking for...