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In an alternate reality:
Janitor at university. Found locked military case in river. Coworker says FIM-92 Stinger missile. Heavy. Maybe water, maybe live missile. Call police. Military and EOD arrive. Entire campus locked down. Half of workers taken for questioning. EOD open it -- full of some idiot's clothes and books.
New grudge unlocked.
Or better yet, they decide to just blow it up to be safe.
Imagine if it was full of adult toys. That would be something to talk about.
And they blow it up. Turns out OP did give a flying f***
EOD don't open shit most of the time suspicious potentially unstable shit just gets a bit of c4 or anfo and a send off in place. It's one of the perks to just say dunno and light it the fuck up.
And their name in it...
This to save 100$, he's so real for that
Can reuse it every summer? Multiple years of savings.
Omg yeah I did not think about that I feel dumb now thanks
Reminds me of when I made weekly trips to Denver for work. This was when recreational weed first came out. First day there I bought a glass pipe and a plastic container.
When I flew back home on Thursday I would bury the bowl in the plastic container behind the hotel I stayed at. On Mondays after I flew back to Denver I would dig up the bowl. Beats buying a new one every week or trying to fly with it.
After many weeks of this routine I didn’t find out until Thursday afternoon that this was my last trip and I wouldn’t be returning.
Some where out in Colorado Springs there is a weed bowl buried in the dirt. I wonder if anyone ever stumbled across it.
You could return to find out what happened to your weed.
Dude just reinvented buried treasure
Yeah, and this is going to be a great hidden treasure in a post-nuclear wasteland world. Imagine doing a quest to find this treasure, and once you find it, you get nice pre-war clothes and a physics book that will give you +1 attribute to your science skill for reading it.
Little disappointing given what the box looked like though
Yeah I'd much prefer a stinger missile
With the right physics book, this could turn into a "teach a man how to fish" situation
Really? the battery coolant module is long expired and there are no aircraft to down in the wasteland lol
That definitely explains the random loot, tho
imagine opening one and finding a stinger... but the coolant's expired and there are no aircraft to down in the wasteland lol
Actually privately own storage room still cost about 100 € for summer storage today and that's with inflation.
Yeah but can you chuck it in the river?
No, and I'm very envious of this nice case.
I mean, if it works, who am I to criticize?
Why would you ever sell something this damn cool
A high school friend put his Neo geo collection in one of those which was a proclamation of wealth I was unprepared for.
The river was the best option?
The coolest, definitely
I appreciate the commitment to saving $100.
I'd paint over it, just in case someone thinks it might have explosives in it and panics.
I had something similar from a flea market surplus shop when I was in HS and kept it in the bed of my Tacoma to hold tools. It was cool as hell with its desert camo paint and dings and stuff. Well, after 9/11 I became popular with the cops cause I'd get pulled over, and told to stand by the hood of my car with both hands on it, while they checked it.
After about the 5th time, I sold it and bought a bed box.
I need to look more at milsup storage containers.
Them: What's in your GI footlocker case?
Me: Boots, floggers, and condoms, just like originally intended
None for sale on eBay 🥲
If you get a bigger one,you could sleep in it.
