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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

one time a kid in elementary school ate an apple and its core in front of me and i asked how he did it and all he said was "im russian"

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sadly my granddad was only an average depression survivor.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

But on the plus side you get to fuck Helena Bonham Carter.

Well, someone does. It's all the same to her.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago

In this thread: cyanide and depression

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Apple seeds contain very small amounts of cyanide. Eating an occasional apple core won't kill you but too many apple seeds in a short amount of time will. I think this is why we instinctively avoid eating apple cores.

[–] spicystraw@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

TL;DR: this is simply not true in practice

To be at risk of cyanide poisoning from apple seeds, you would need to consume a significant amount of crushed seeds, with estimates ranging from 150 to several thousand. The exact number depends on the apple variety. Apple seeds contain amygdalin, a compound that can release cyanide. The cyanide content is around 700 milligrams of hydrogen cyanide per apple seed. A lethal dose of cyanide is approximately 50-300 milligrams. Therefore, you would have to eat roughly 1,000 apple seeds to reach a lethal dose. Some calculations suggest that consuming slightly more than 250,000 seeds would be fatal. Eating 29-38 apple cores, assuming each apple has 6-8 seeds, could cause serious harm. You'd have to eat upwards of 20 apples in one sitting and chew all the seeds to be affected.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

My grandmother lived through the hunger winter and she remained adamant about not wasting any food. Those things have a big impact.

[–] bigbootyhofan@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

I started eating the core for gut health. Won’t lecture you - google it if you like.

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 83 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

About a year ago, my grandpa experienced wondrous symptoms. So he went to the hospital. The doctor wasn't sure what was wrong with him at first, so he had to stay for multiple days. After much discussing about possible causes, it turns out he'd eaten a piece of some random game that another family member brought along, and that he'd let thaw and then had refrozen it. That allowed the doctors to treat him successfully on, I believe, day 3.

After leaving the hospital, he still wasn't sure of the cause though — and you can't just throw away perfectly good meat!; so he ate another piece of the defrosted game and, no surprise, went to hospital again. This time around, the diagnosis was a lot easier though.

[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In context I now know you mean game as in hunted game, I was wondering why your grandpa was melting and eating Monopoly pieces

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I love FL4K!

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 7 points 6 days ago

Reminds me of the bad krabby patty from SpongeBob.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

wondrous symptoms

?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure it was a GBA cartridge.

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago

All this because I don't know at all what kind of animal it was.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 53 points 1 week ago

I read this thinking a piece of game meant like a board game piece for the whole thing and was so baffled 😅 finally got it

[–] Kualdir@feddit.nl 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 week ago

You can't eat bad meat all at once, it's lethal.

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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you eat the entire apple, an apple tree will grow in your stomach

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

Only if the sun shines there, which we all know it does

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago

Right beside the gum tree.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I honestly don’t understand why people don’t eat the core. It’s the same but a little more chunky. Why do so many people let perfectly edible and tasty food go to waste.

[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The seed cases taste like plastic

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How do you know how plastic taste?

[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A) It has the texture of plastic, and it is tasteless

B) I have eaten american "cheese"

[–] wombledomble@sh.itjust.works 40 points 6 days ago

Because it's barely edible and not tasty...

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I ate the core at school but the teachers made me stop because "the seeds are poisonous!"

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The seeds actually contain cyanide. Eating a single apple core doesn't have enough to kill you, but if you fill a 4oz cup with apple seeds and eat them in one sitting, you're cooked.

Very true. However, that fact didn't stop them from taking away my apple core.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The seeds contain cyanide.

[–] Kellamity@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Cyanide isn't a bacteria

[–] NotLemming@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago

An apple will grow in your belly

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

a very small amount. The seeds are not harmful to eat.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Don't eat the apple seeds. Their content can turn into cyanide during digestion.

[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well at least others will assume you have a big dick

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