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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

"Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn't mind when I go multi-user."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You guys ever feel like everything should just be deprecated? Like fuck everything and start over?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Netscape tried that, turns out it was a bad idea

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

yeah let's go back to punching cards

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Notice me, sudoers 🥺👉👈

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Sweet dreams are made of exes Who am I to deprecate? I travel the kernel and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something

Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to deprecate? I travel the kernel and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah fuck, this happened me with the Chainladder library. Had to modify the source code to change the M to ME.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here's hoping your IDE could Rename Variable.

else 'F'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't a variable, is a parameter for a daterange function.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Well, hopefully you could "Find all used instances" of the function.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

So coMputer becomes coMEputer instead?