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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dividing by zero?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Days Since Someone Divided By Zero In Workplace

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dividing zero by zero?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Massive mathematical explosion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I did this today while in excel. I knew what would happen. Call of the void. The undefined void.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of SCP-1313.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

God damn I love that community.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

One of the things I like about this one is that the containment procedures include:

As a way of limiting the impact of the anomaly, Foundation staff are to monitor all educational institutes for high rates of bear attacks

Implying that educational institutes have some rate of bear attacks that would not be considered "high."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Alaska does have schools.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

One's an accident. Two's a coincidence. Three's an SCP.

(And probably one of my faves.)

[–] 21Cabbage 6 points 2 months ago

It's been at least a year or so since I went on an SCP binge but I don't remember threat levels being a thing. They were going for more a three category system last time I was active in the community.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So he's wearing a .... Hazmaths Suit?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

This has Funniest Joke energy to it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Looks like he's trying to avoid the Helvetica Scenario.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Classic Lemmy. Here we are cracking jokes from the luxury of our armchairs, whilst that man is out there risking life and limb.

Shame on you all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To my brain the gloves look like hairy arms. That would mean somehow outside of the math containment a HAZMAT is necessary but you can touch the math with your bare hands.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

There's no need to protect yourself with gloves, as not even deadly contaminants want to be near math.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Should've cut to an insurance agent denying coverage based on the actuarial table.