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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm not envious. Nope not me. Definitely not envious at all. Nuuuuupe.

:P

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What's the matter? Someone steal your sweetroll?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Uses Wabbajack to turn guard into a sweetroll, picks it up and eats it "Nope."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Fuck off butch. I'll kick your tunnel snake ass from here to primm.

Bitch.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

its funny eating it before he talks to you then he gets pissed you already ate it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

2/10, needs more cheese wheels.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

New life goal: become rich so I can afford to buy multiple cheese wheels just for skyrim ~~cosplay~~ forplay

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

When will you graduate to roleplaying as the lusty argonian maid? 😏

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Y’all are straight up gnoshing those taters raw??

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's how I do it in game.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Commitment I don’t have. Your strength is immense.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

This is amazing! Sweet rolls too? 🥲

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What is this? It's not 16 wheels of cheese to scarf down in the heat of battle?

Seriously though looks great. He's very lucky and OP is very talented.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

This looks wonderful.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

He/she/they is a keeper.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm assuming they are baked, but those potatoes made me laugh. Here we have a hearty soup with vegetables and beef, and here is sour dough bread I baked all day, ...potatoes, and we can wash it all down with this lovely imported mead! 🤣

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

This is proposal material right here!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

lockpicks the door into your house

Drinks Potion of Everlasting Invisibility

steals a sweet roll

Reverse pick-pockets a poisoned sweet roll into your pants

Leaves

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can we talk about the cup in front of those bottles?

What is that?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I think it's a viking horn cup but with a flat bottom so.it can sit on a table

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Let me guess.. someone stole your sweetroll?

(This is amazing!)