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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

May you live in interesting times. What I wouldn't give for a calmly moving trolley.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Chop wood and carry water.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

3: ????

4: smoke brisket

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Nothing happening is exactly what I want. I want life to be so boring that I can wake up in the morning and KNOW that no one is scheming yet more ways to ruin my country or stomp on my rights.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Read Camus, go absurdist, enjoy life. It's so easy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I agree with the premise, but it is not easy to reprogram a lifetime of conditioning.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like you haven't read enough Camus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Maybe not 🤪

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

True peace is the opportunity to find joy. If you haven’t the means to read a book, or take the time to enjoy a coffee, or take a walk, etc. then everything is not fine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

spoken like a true leftist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Spoken from a place of true privilege.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I like my trolley rides without screaming.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

What I wouldn't give for a ride like that nowadays

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Screaming is just as exhausting and meaningless as not screaming.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That's btw one of the many reasons why people want to go to Mars. Adventure and excitement guaranteed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe we can tie someone down on the tracks, that'll spice things up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Oh, I'm screaming, dw

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Welcome to the good place

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Plenty of people are screaming.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This meme would have worked a lot better a few years ago. Hell, even a few months ago.

Life is no longer uneventful, the trolly's brakes have been cut and it is on fire, there are clearly people tied to the tracks and the trolley is already rolling over them.

It was supposed to be space travel... It was supposed to be space travel..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Screaming? That was a couple of miles ago. Everyone on the tracks was screaming. Then they went quiet. Now its just getting warmer and warmer. Can't wait to finally get to Auschwitz and take a shower like the guards said to do!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Snowpiercer, except there's no real plot or change. You are in the car you're in, period.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

All the characters in the Neighborhood of Make Believe are just trapped in a trolley problem.