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[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The fuck do fingerprints have to do with anything?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Life begins at fingerprints, of course.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If i sand off my fingerprints, what's happening then?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

You're no longer alive, legally and morally speaking.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Welcome to the undead legion, friend.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

That's suicide, which is illegal! Bake 'em away, toys!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

idk they can unlock a fucking phone or sth

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you know? The people designing that sign still don't have brains!

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yep. Gotta love how those signs always have a picture of a baby that's at least a year old when a fetus at 9 weeks old is about the size of an olive. It appeals to the emotional side of people with little in terms of critical thinking skills.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So the people designing the signs know exactly what they're doing.

Hell, it might be an agency getting paid for that, and the actual designers are pro-choice but don't have a choice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

and the actual designers are pro-choice but don’t have a choice.

They always have a choice. It's not always easy.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Mandatory reading

That is not what an 8 week "fetus" looks like in any way

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What even is the message of that billboard?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago

The first 8 weeks after conception is the most optimal time for your fetus to commit a crime.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The message is "Dont have abortions" i guess...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

If you abort a fetus with fingerprints, it's federal evidence tampering. They need to get those in the system at 9 weeks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

yeah sure, but would you have guessed that without the "ProLife" Line?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, cause what else would they be advertising? Fingerprinting services for fetuses?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You can't start your smartphone addiction too early. That's why we developed a phone that can be unlocked without fingerprints for 8 weeks old fetuses and younger

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

If it made more sense, it would suggest that the creator had enough sense to not be a pro-life fundamentalist

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Just a fun fact :P

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Come back to me when you can live outside your host.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Earth is the host.

We all need something external to survive. I'm pro-choice, but this is a broken argument. It does segue nicely into a discussion about socialism and communism, though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This isn't the win you think it is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And I'd say his defense isn't the defense he thinks it is. So now what?

Let's say we could remove a fetus at conception and bring it to term, and it would be able to develop happily and healthily? Are abortions still okay? If so, being able to survive outside the host isn't changing your stance, just your reasons. If not, then where does the obligation end? Who's raising this child? Most abortions aren't removed because the mother feels like she has a parasite, so what are we doing about those reasons? And why do you think those reasons only start once the fetus is viable?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Why do we need to do anything about them? If the mother doesn't want it that's the end of the discussion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

So what changes between one week before birth and one week after, assuming the fetus is viable?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're completely missing the point.. And it sounds like it's on purpose. Are you really pro choice? I'm calling bullshit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oh look, a stranger on the internet thinks he knows me!

I've been posing here for close to 2 years. Feel free to find one comment where I've said someone should not have access to abortions under any circumstances. I think having an abortion is a terrible choice, and the vast majority of people who choose to do so are putting in more thought and emotion than they do in choosing what to wear that day, and contraceptives are a better option if it is an option, but the person having an abortion and their care provider know far more about their circumstances than I do, and they're in a far better position to make that choice than I am, and I'd rather they be able to have one in a proper facility than some sketchy place or means hidden from the authorities.

And just about none of us can survive alone. Even those who can were trained by others, all the way back to the start. If your threshold is needing someone else to help, where do you draw the line? Conception? 13 weeks? 27 weeks? Birth? Physical disability? Intellectual disability? Anencaphaly? Old age? When do people stop or start being people? What's your cutoff line? Why?

If you'd gone with, say, the person no longer being obligated to care for the fetus, I would have kept scrolling. Perhaps you were implying that with your magical cutoff, but that cutoff changes all the time. This article puts the survival rate at 26 weeks at 89%, and the term extreme preterm refers to those born at less than 28 weeks. So why not 26 weeks? Why not 28?

My conclusion on your stance, with as much support as you had for your conclusion about mine, is that you picked a point that you feel comfortable with, where the easy answer lies. "Oh, this is when it could survive outside the mother, so she has options other than abortion at that point, so that's where I'll stop allowing it. I certainly won't look at consciousness because then I might have to say it's okay to kill people for the sake of convenience." This smacks of the idea that hospitals will allow morphine administration to the point of relieving pain in terminal patients. Sure that might be higher than a fatal overdose in a healthy patient, but we didn't assist in their death, we just helped with the pain. For the record, I'm perfectly fine with that if the patient wants it, I just don't need to lie to myself and say the morphine isn't making them die sooner than they would without it.

Edit: I swear I saw you say 27 weeks. The point still stands.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah dude. Clearly not the point being made here or on the post or me.

Fuck consciousness fuck all that noise when it comes to abortion. If one can't exist without physically getting nutrients from the host then the difference between a parasite and fetus or whatever is mere semantics on the hosts part. That's my take.

Pick your battles. We are not talking about people not being an island and needing help we are talking about health care for AFABs.

You took that to mean something else entirely. I can't help you with that. Good luck.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

"No fingerprints? So that means..."

"That's right. We've been hit by- We've been struck by-"

(in unison) "A smooth criminal."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Before or after conception? The billboard is a bit unclear about that....

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

They should use a picture of a nine week old “baby” then

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Stupid people are swayed by bullshit like this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

What's the point of this sign ? Do they sell fetus fingerprinting ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Mmmm, giant cinnamon fetus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

🎶 Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying life begins at fingerprints?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Life ends at rock climbing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Ah yes

Unborn Criminal

The sworn nemesis of the Assigned Cop at Birth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

So okay, 9 week is enough to anyone abort. And nervous system not be until 11 weeks, more than enough