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[–] [email protected] 144 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Give me the news, I've got a... bad case of lovvvvvvin youuuuuu

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Somebody always got to beat me to it. I'm not nearly as clever as I think I am. :(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aww. It's mainly boredom and luck that I was able to catch it. Lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Don’t downplay it. We all experience a culture and this is part of being in it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't think of it as a race, think of it as an opportunity to find kindred spirits

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Damn, I felt my heart thaw a bit. Gotta be more careful around this neck of the interwoods.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Haha! Yes, I too am old, nice to meet you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Same. I just came in to upvote it. But, also, I take minor pride in knowing what the first comment will be.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For some reason I have strong memories of my childhood dentist having this song on. They almost always had a "soft rock" station on, which to young me was very awful.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Forgot that Terry Gilliam was in Spies Like Us

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

"Hand crafted, Real Sugar, Small batch"

Everything okay over there America?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Not by a long shot.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It just looks like craft soda in a fountain?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My parents wanted me to become Dr. Doctor. But I'm merely a Mr. Mister. So take these broken wings.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

🎵Can't you see I'm burpin, burpin?🎵

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Little bit of Thompson Twins? Nice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Definitely had a cross between "it's an older meme" and "I understood that reference" memes fighting it out before posting, wondering how many people might actually get the reference.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does it taste like you put the lime in the coconut?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This was one of my favorite exchanges.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The only question... The question the Silence dreads... The first question in the universe... Doctor Who?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Major Major Major Major

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Please. I applaud you on the UFO reference instead of Robert Palmer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Waiter: "What would you fellas like to drink?"

UFO: "Dr. Doctor! Please!"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

🎶 Doctor, Doctor, say what you see, I've got a bad case of diabetes 🎶

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean what else are you gonna name the flavor that is Dr pepper?

Cherry BBQ flavor?

I can't really explain how it tastes except that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dr. Pibb? Mr. Pepper? Mr. Doctor? Dr. Mister?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No I mean the flavor not the name. Sprite tastes like lemon lime, Fanta is orange, grape soda is... Grape. Root beer tastes like cough syrup, etc...

What the hell does Dr pepper taste like?

I think it tastes like BBQ sauce with cherry in it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Spiced cherry cola, maybe?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah that works. Explains the pepper part for sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where do I get the root beer flavored cough syrup?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, grape soda is purple flavored.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Anything labeled "Non-GMO" is bullshit. Whether the "real" sugar in there came from sugarcane or beets those plants have been genetically modified for centuries, long before dipshits decided GMOs were somehow unnatural and scary.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dr? Doctor.

Thirst? Unquenched.

Hotel? Trivago.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Visa? Mastercard

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can these machines even operate using glucose syrup? They seem to be attempting to get in on the non-corn syrup craze, but I don’t think they’re physically capable of using what they’re implying, but not stating.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes.

Source: Fat American who drinks corn swill (HFCS) soda.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rest of the world exists you know, where corn doesn't get insane subsidies and sugar cane / beet is far cheaper than corn syrup.

Ingredients of our Cola bag-in-box for postmix machine: Water, sugar, colouring (sulphite ammonia caramel), acid (phosphoric acid), flavourings (contains caffeine), sweeteners (acesulfame-K, sucralose), preservative (sodium benzoate), anti-foaming agent (dimethylpolysiloxane)

Oh, sugar tax and health labels (green A good, red E bad) made everyone cut back a little and add some sweetener... Meh.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The AI forgot to actually add a cup.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I have a bottle of the Dr. Doctor syrup in my pantry. I forgot I had it tbh, since I haven't been drinking soda for a while. It's a decent brand if you have a machine that carbonates water.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jokes on them, I would have got that from a Mr. Doctor.

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