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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

why fake him saying stupid shit when you could just wait 15 minutes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

You are faking it too intelligently.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

For comparison, also, Trump's 2024 Easter message:

Happy Easter to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting and scheming so hard to bring Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, the Mentally Insane, and well known MS-13 Gang Members and Wife Beaters, back into our Country,

Easter, the gift that keeps on giving.

[–] [email protected] 128 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's painful how I struggle to distinguish reality from parody.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If it weren't for the font being wrong, I would have had no idea that this is parody.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I just assumed it was fake bc persecuted seems like to big of a word for him

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

That's the really obvious part to filter out takes news at the moment

If they are eloquently wording, then it's fake.

And that is a really hard take, because it shows, that the politicians are (and always were) just people, who take themselves too seriously and think, their perspective on life would work even better, if they'd have more control

It has never been about fairness or even about growing a successful society.
It was always about short term profit from some shit heads.

And when they finally got into the right position, they started milking.
Although they somehow always want to be shown of heros of their people, they were always just parasites.

Fuck leaders, fuck managers, fuck gods
The individual should be the core of our concern.
If just a few people inside a structured society get unhappy, the whole society will feel it.

So how to protect your power as a leader (and all those privileges)?
First off, it's always the divide and conquer.
If a large group opposes you, then you give the majority of the group what they want, but you divide the group with it.
Part of it got what it wanted and the rest you can just get rid of, because those are just filthy egoistic people, who want to destroy the state.

It was always about the individual will and society.

So, to be more productive/constructive:
How can we build a modern society with values, that respects each individual uniqueness?
Especially without a bloody overthrow (which would probably be the best variant, because without a majority of people taking action, the overthrow wouldn't work), because we want to use the current system to build up and give individuals more and more rights - and educate children better, so they can actually make choices for themselves and not just follow, what they've been told.

Fuck all of those assholes, who try to make a buck, while destroying the world.
Fuck all those idiots following them.

I want a world of free individuals, who live out, what they're here for - and just fulfill the 8 hour job, and then get sedated in front of the TV.

We're fucking more than that.
Everyone of use is creative.
Everyone of use has each own life and things that are important to him.

Society is always a result of the group of individuals, which actually build it.

I'm so fucking fed up with all the religious and political dogma, that puts a individuals action (without hurting anyone - or any others will) into a bad light, because they aren't able to integrate those social ideas with the stories of their dusty books

Fuck all the dogma!

I want a world, where everyone can be.
And we were so fucking close...
The Internet brought us all together, and ideas around could get exchanged.
And with global catastrophes like the climate change, I was hoping for a global unity.

But fucking obviously, we just cared about profit (the more local, the better, it seems) and especially didn't care about any further future.

It seems, that winning now, would put us into a better position during crisis.
But looking at how we (EU) handle immigrants fleeing from Africa, I'm not sure, how happy Africa will be, to accept us, when we actually accomplish to have an ice time in Europe.

It's all just so fucking short sighted, and so far off, what I want for each living individual.

I was planning (and actually working for years) on a political change, so we don't just throw our vote away.
Every time, we get some shit promised and afterwards, they just laugh into our faces and tell us, that they can't fulfil their promises - while often trying to disregard that political movement, that gave them their seat in the first place.

I'm fed up, with being unable to choose what I want, because the current available parties are none, that I'd personally vote for.
But with the pressure of fascism, we will always just move further in that direction, because the parties think, they need to adapt - instead of working out different ideas/concepts, to solve brought up problems or even just fears

If you didn't hear it, I'm just fed up with all the shit and all those brain-dead discussions about immigrants.
I'm fed up to even argue about climate change (and all the shit, that we will face because of it), and being just laughed and and even being told, that current (combustion) cars with all the modern filters are just exhausting water vapor anyway - and this idiot even works as the head of a company delivering oil

I just...I just really can't anymore.
Since now I've 30 years I've complained about problems and always, I've been just laughed at and got stuck in some really stupid (and re-occuring) discussion

So, I'm having one last pessimistic conclusion:
When mankind really is that stupid, maybe I shouldn't try to safe it....

[–] [email protected] 152 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have no idea if this is a real tweet or not. This country is just broken.

[–] [email protected] 136 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pretty obvious its fake given that he mentioned Pontius Pilot. Even that's too deep into the Bible for him.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In fact he name checked Pontius Pilates which made it a little more realistic. Still too deep a reference for the philistine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Ahh yes the inventor of Pilates

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Genesis 1:1 is too deep for him

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

The cover is too deep for him. We all saw how he held that bible for the photo op years ago. He prolly wasn't even aware that he was holding a book.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't worry, it's a fake. Luckily.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Pontius Pilates

Loooooooooool

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

I'm glad someone got that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Pontius Pilates sounds like a much more fun guy who teaches a class at the YMCA

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago

i should take time off news. it took me reading "home Depot" to figure out this was not in fact real

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Must be. Nothing ever sounded more authentic.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

No, this is how Jesus really was. Wake up sleep sheep!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

And heterosexual

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...This Holy Week, my Administration renews its promise to defend the Christian faith in our schools, military, workplaces, hospitals, and halls of government. We will never waver in safeguarding the right to religious liberty, upholding the dignity of life, and protecting God in our public square....

Obviously not actually Trump, but certainly the Project 2025 / Seven Mountain Mandate faction of the current regime. May their steak knives be extra pointy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I would have checked that, but it's all too plausible.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Could not tell if this is fake or not. Saying they're bigger than Jesus is something famous popular people do all the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

It stopped being shocking

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

He doesn't post on twitter any more I think. Just his own site.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Based on the popular trope of Hispanic guys hanging around outside of Home Depot (or other American big box hardware stores) every morning looking to get picked up as day laborers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ah, OK. I thought he'd totally lost all his marbles

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait. That's your one clue that he lost his marbles?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Everyday is a testimony of his idiocy, but this one seems like an onion post

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's the part that made you question his sanity?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Everyday is a testimony of his idiocy, but this one seems like an onion post

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I thought this was a fake post. I just found the Roman part to be a bit extra, but I can't tell what's real anymore.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Jesus retained his powers after resurrection, making him a Lich, not a zombie.

My guess is the cross is his phylactery.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I know, but it doesn’t have the same ring to it, though. Most people don’t know what a lich is, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

this is the sort of shit that would heavily offend conservative christians if it came from anyone but trump.

thats if this slop is even real. probably not.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Happy Rabbit Egg Day!