Be careful with those greentexts.
Now that the source has run out, they're irreplaceable artifacts.
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I'm rationing my greentexts. I only read one line a day
It’s fine, I can easily search 8chan and find greentexts an order of magnitude more deranged. This isn’t even the tip of the iceberg, thankfully/unfortunately
Back in the day I thought that of /b/.
Those were simpler times. A more… civilized age.
Back when /b/ was a containment board, not the whitehouse
"why savor a fine bordeux when the local liquor store has horse tranquilizer in plastic jugs" mfer
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I’m surprised it’s still down (just checked)
I'm not. The site was running on old software a decade ago and hasn't been touched. I'd be surprised if they don't swipe another chan software and just slapped a coat of paint on it, but I don't expect them to be rushing to get the site back online after they got entirely rinsed.
Literally ⅔ of all humanity has at least one type of HSV. It is not the end of the world.
And it's not infectious when it's asymptomatic.
And it's asymptomatic most of the time. 😚
Thats false! “Transmission may still occur when symptoms are not present.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes
Where can I find more info on this? You've peaked my curiosity and I want to learn more about HSV and how it works.
- piqued my curiosity...
https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/pique-vs-peak-vs-peek
Nah, OP has reached peak curiosity, it's all downhill from here.
i choose this explanation. nothing is or will be as interesting as this question I asked at 3am
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The important and nastiest part of HSV is some strains cause cervical cancer in women, so men with HSV must take care not to spread something that has the potential to kill their partner. There is a vaccine, but it doesn't work 100%.
Are you sure that you don't mean HPV?
Indeed, the cancer thing applies to women with HPV, a virus that most people have also been affected with (though the vast majority of cases do not lead to cancer which still leaves tens of million of women at risk).
Men can get cancers from HPV too, it's a good idea for everyone to get vaccinated.
And even without the risk of cancer you still just lower the risk for any warts appearing
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Tell me you have herpes without saying you have herpes.
1/3 gang represent. Passed midlife, still clean. I didn’t find my penis in the trash bin.
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1/3 club 😎🤏
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Anon, who'd you get the BJ from? They can't give it to you again...
This is a common misconception and the leading cause of Turbo herpes outbreaks.
Stay safe kids
Source?
Um, it happened to a friend of mine
it's the same with turbo aids and turbo autism
I had two autistic roommates in college, and somehow I got out of there with only a mild infection.
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Source? The same cock they sucked the first time, obviously
You can't get it multiple times from the same partner unless it's hsv-1,and even then it's rare after you've built up a resistance to the virus and they'd need to be in an active outbreak.
But yes, you can migrate the location of hsv1, the most common herpes type (incorrectly referred to as oral herpes). You want to be especially careful if it migrates to your facial area beyond your mouth/lips as occular herpes can cause blindness, and if it spreads to your nose and brain, there's a real chance you could die.
These are rare in first world countries though and are typically seen in places without access to clean water and sanitation.
I got HSV-2 after my longtime partner cheated on me, and it's absolutely miserable. I wouldn't recommend anyone take it as lightly as some people do. During the first outbreak I couldn't pee at all because it was blocking my urinary tract, and it felt like I had a horrible flu. I get outbreaks constantly and they're so painful that it's hard to sit at my computer at work. The daily pills are massive and give me a stomach ache, and only reduce the frequency of the outbreaks but don't prevent them entirely.
I never asked for this, I was never promiscuous, I only did not use protection because we were in a monogamous relationship for 4 years. Dating is hard enough because I'm trans and ugly, so I've resigned myself to just never having sex again.
I'm so sorry :(
This happened to my wife, FWIW, from an old horrible partner (abusive too, v cool). Her outbreaks got milder over time to where now they're a minor inconvenience at most. And they don't get in our way, so to speak.
Even though, yes, some folks are now preemptively and permanently out of your dating pool, I'd argue that a lot of the people self-excluding in that way have done you a favor.
Love is strong stuff! I can imagine how low you feel about this, but I hope you allow space for it to improve over time and you don't give up on having a sex life or romantic partners. You're worthy of love, this dumb (and seriously common) disease can't change that :)
Fake: Anon getting a blowjob Gay: Anon pretending to have a disease as explanation of never touching a women
Pretty sure there are sites specifically for and sites that have filters for people who have certain STDs (HSV1, HSV2, AIDS, etc.) so affected people can still get together without worrying about spreading diseases.
I forget which one it is, but even one of the mainstream sites had an option for this years ago when I was dating. OK Cupid? Plenty of Fish? I think it might've been one of those.
HSV2 dating sites be lit though.
Finally some actually rare Pepe’s
Also there are different Herpes strains.
Do you ask a woman before kissing here if she has any diseases?
I ask to inspect her anus with a flashlight. Halogen preferred.
thats hot!
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If they don't have a sore, they ~~aren't infectious~~ are less infectious, but frankly, if this isn't something she tells you before it gets intimate, that's a red flag in my book. One of my exes had HSV and she disclosed everything to me beforehand. I kinda freaked out internally at first and considered breaking it off, but then I actually researched it and found out there's not a risk if they're not having a breakout (still use protection of course).
Things didn't work out because of other reasons, but it was a pretty good relationship while it lasted and I don't regret it. I still have a clean bill of health, no infections so if you meet someone that has HSV, try to keep in mind it doesn't necessarily have to be a deal breaker as long as your partner is honest with you and you take precautions.
Edited to correct a factual error.
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Where does GT go? Outside, and stop being a pussy, making up bullshit on the internet.
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