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[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 years ago (1 children)

100% photoshopped.

100% don't care.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago (3 children)

His nipples have led me to question whether it’s AI. AI consumes black nipples like Hannibal Lecter at Mardi Gras.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The resolution is also very very suspicious. 1024x1024 classic 512x512 upscaled by a factor of 2.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Overly smooth skin is sus too

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

First off, lots of JPEG. Pretty sure AI has higher res. Second, what was the original? What was happening with the gator he is kicking?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I guess the resulting image was saved into jpeg then got sharpened with some monkey image editor and saved into jpeg again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

If you were a gator wouldn't you want a piece of that? They are just going for the dream

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Your extensive research into this subject is vital.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is exactly how I imagine Florida

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

You are correct. I did this last week. It's garor smashin season. Gotta harvest the gators to grill up some gator tail for Thanksgiving and preserve the rest in the garage to last through the winter and warn off the backyard gators.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Can we pls talk about his perfect skin? He looks like a huge newborn

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah man... I assumed it was AI due that perfect skin. Although I guess it could still be some smooth filter or similar on the camera.

I mean the composition probably edited... but I am talking of the picture of the guy alone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

My man Gold Bonds... (Nurtures your skin) shhh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You've (maybe unintentionally) marked your account as a bot. Some folks filter out all bots because they post low quality stuff. Some folks might not see your content.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Your 350 million year reign of terror ends tonight

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Even for the photoshop, I need context right fucking now!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Florida Man... Heelllll Yeah!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

This is exactly the energy I need going into a new week. Cheers!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Is this how crocs are made?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

My favorite is the one down bottom that just doesn't give a fuck.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Looks like he's kicking a really ugly looking child ... or an elderly midget

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Dexter Deshawn before he loses his arm. Likely how he lost his arm.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

How to cure limb dysphoria on the cheap.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Idk, he seems to have the correct number of fingers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

On the big hand or the tiny hand?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Baby hand seems too pixelated to tell. Big hand seems ok

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

His tummy is so smooth

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This is IV Florida.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This would be a hit in my Monster Hunter Now chat group lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This is what journalists in New York were expecting Crocodile Dundee to be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago