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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jagged Little Pill is such a great album.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Not a single, even barely moderate tune on it. Bangers all the way.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want you to know
That I'm happy for you
I wish nothing, but
The best for you both

An older version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theatre?
Does she speak eloquently?
And would she have your baby?
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother

'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide
No, and every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told
Me you'd hold me until you died?
'Til you died, but you're still alive

And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

You seem very well
Things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well
I thought you should know

Did you forget about me
Mr. Duplicity? I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
But it was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her

'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide
No, and every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You'd hold me until you died?
'Til you died, but you're still alive

And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me
And I'm not gonna fade as soon as you close your eyes
And you know it
And every time I scratch my nails
Down someone else's back, I hope you feel it
Now can you feel it?

'Cause I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

Why I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
🤘🤘

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

About 8 years after that song came out, one of my uncles saw the CD in my truck, pointed at that song on the case, and exclaimed, "Holy shit! Have you ever paid attention to the words in that song?!" Uhh, yup.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's Dave Coulier, best known for his role on Full House. It has long been rumored that Alannis Morissette wrote the song "You Oughta Know" about him, though it has never been confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Shes had sharp quips about Dave over the years, and the timelines work out.

She dated Ryan Reynolds for years too. She clealry has a thing for comedians.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I don't like to brag or anything, but my mom said I'm pretty funny.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Cut. It. Out. ✌️☝️👍

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I don’t get it, he dates an 18 year old at 33 and y’all freak out. Johnny Depp does it when he’s almost 60 and y’all worship the guy

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Er, no we don’t. This is not Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yet here I am being downvoted for talking bad about lord Pedo Johnny Depp

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

No you're downvoted for accusing us of worshipping him

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure looks like you're being downvoted for telling people that they worship him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

And then doubling down.

People that think their idiotic opinion is shared by everyone are simultaneously hilarious and draining.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Pedo? When has Depp dated prepubescent children?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When you use the word pedo to describe age gaps between adults you're diluting the word and harming actual sexual abuse victims. Don't do that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Can’t wait till the flood releases and you have to eat your words. It’s coming. You think a 60 year old man who publicly dates a 20 year old couldn’t possibly go younger in private but you’d be surprised.

He won a huge pr battle with his ex wife but his day is coming. Everyone ignores all the evil and fucked up things that came out about him during that trial because his wife was crazier and more abusing than him. A 60 year old who dates women barely out of their teens and then complains when they’re immature, lol. He’s such a creep. And again the day is coming. Mark my words. As a victim myself I get to see the pattern when it’s happening to someone else, and as a survivor i get to call people out. Even if it’s people you love but need to be called out

Your comment saying i can’t call people out cause it hurts victims is so sanctimonious and assumes that victims don’t exist and couldn’t possibly be Lemmy users. You guys think everyone here is a North American whites person with privilege

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Stick to the topic.

This is not about your suppositions, rumour mills or assumptions about other people. Don't fucking use the word "pedo" to describe an age disparity between adults.

It's not hard. Why you had to dump three paragraphs of gish gallop rather than just not use the word pedo to refer to an age gap between adults is beyond me

(also very much NOT AN AMERICAN as a three second glance and the most basic of reading comprehension woulda realised loool)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stop pretending you care about victims when you continue to defend abusers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

well that'd an outtight lie.

Cite where i'm defending abusers. Go on. Cite it

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

oh yeah fucking love to worship a guy who can barely focus 2 feet in front of him because he lives his life off his tits and is inured from consequence

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

@[email protected]

Your mom is clearly wrong.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Holy shit. I never knew that. Oof.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I thought that was an old Internet rumor, like the one where Marilyn Manson removed ribs to give himself head...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Uncle Joey must’ve been packin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Mullet goals

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

‘cept nope. That’s not Glen Ballard.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wait, I know that voice. Oh, God. The image of Dave Coulier’s face twisted in ecstasy as he moaned like Popeye flashed through my head, and I nearly crashed my car. I flipped a U-turn and headed back to return the movie.

Thanks. I didn't know that I didn't need to have that image in my mind. Now I do.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow, for some reasons my brain had locked that guy in as Jeff Daniels.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Most generic white guys look pretty similar so it's an easy mistake to make.

Source: am a generic white guy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

He’s about 15 years older than her.