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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

These people fixate on the weirdest shit. People like my mom that lives in rural Oklahoma thinks ms13 is gonna kidnap one of her grandkids cause of these idiots. I can't even fight it anymore, some people WANT to live in fear

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

This was Trumps holy Easter message

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

I say we nominate him for Sainthood...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It must be embarrassing to be American.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's the worst. Even on the state level. People in the state I'm from used to have a positive stereotype about them, so that I felt good about sharing where I grew up in conversation.

That state turned red and they've been legislating against anyone who isn't a white, straight, rich person. If people find out where I'm from, I have to do extra work to make sure people don't assume I'm a hateful idiot.

So that's what it's like, but on the international level now. I wish I had dual citizenship so I could at least travel internationally with a different passport (or relocate altogether). I know Americans have had a reputation of being rude or entitled abroad, but that's far better than people assuming I'm a Trump-loving, delusional, fascist.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

It's way past that now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

So cringe to be american rn eeewwww and he was elected twice HAHAHAHAAHAHA embarrassing AF

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Infuriatingly so.

KG was right.

[–] Clevererhans 2 points 1 day ago
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump, that's not how it works.

Just because you ordered Vance to assassinate that old man doesn't mean you're the Pope. Vance, as his slayer, is the Pope now, so you have to kill Vance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

There can be only one!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's distracting from the fact that he called for all Democrats to be removed from Congress. It's a smokescreen bc of how ludicrous it is.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He can't be pope......... He touches women, not kids

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

He was BFF's with Epstein.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

he's been on epstiens island so he qualifies

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Trump has said that although he was “confirmed at a Presbyterian church as a child, I now consider myself to be a non-denominational Christian.”

Uhhhh....he's not even Catholic? That's kinda a prerequisite for THE LEADER OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!

He's completely trolling, right? I mean it's gotta be cover for something happening that he wants to distract people from. He can't be that stupid that to think he can actually be Pope......can he?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

He's no stranger to becoming leader of something while having no idea how it works.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't think he's trolling, I think he's just that stupid.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

He's wholly incapable of understanding that the things he says or believes can be false. "If I said it/believe it, it must be true."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I guess he was thinking covfefe while telling the social media specialist to post it

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

WTF, disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What did it say that the president of the USA is non-stop pulling attention seeking stunts like your crazy aunt on Facebook? Guess it must be lonely being surrounded by sycophants.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Nah, he is just ~~gaslighting~~ overwhelming everyone. Tons of insane and insulting shit to occupy the media and people, so that he can pull all the stunts he he wants. Drowning everything in noise so that no one knows what to focus on anymore.

Don't get me wrong, he is batshit insane bud there is a certain method to his madness.

Edit: Looks like I was using 'gaslighting' incorrectly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a terrifying mix of a Gish gallop (a stampede of lies and half truths, delivered so fast they can't be countered) and razzle dazzle (camouflage via a swarm of irrelevant or counter intuitive points).

It's terrifyingly effective, and very difficult to counter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Would be much easier to counter if there was a functional system of checks and balances or a well-educated population that'd hold their leaders accountable, but here we are.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Get in the spirit of the game, people!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Great idea!

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[–] [email protected] 154 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Im not religious anymore…

…but the Bible literally predicted this.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As a former Christian, It's been SO hard keeping my non-faith while actively living at the same time as the Anti-Christ.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Dude REALLY wants to be the anti-Christ, and the "Christians" that put him in office want that too. They think they'll be rewarded for putting their fellow humans(& the planet) through hell, and bringing on the end-of-days sooner, rather than later.

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If Obama had made a stupid meme dressed as the pope, "Christians" would have burned the White House to the ground, it would have literally started a war. Its absolutely INSANE to me how much this man gets away with. He's right, you really can do anything when you're rich.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (13 children)

It is white piece of human shit privilege.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

He should take inspiration the one thing all popes have done and do it right this moment.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Mr.-Having-a-good-time-ruining-everything

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

To be fair he is a molester

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is this how we get the Orange Catholic Bible?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also, not news in my opinion. Sorry.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Exactly.

It's all meant to make people outraged and distracted, and we all keep falling for it.

Please let's not entertain completely absurd shit like that.

Imagine every time your boomer aunt posted that same shit Trump does on her Facebook it ended up in the news-- it's clearly delusional and giving it attention gives it validity even if it is only criticisms.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Yep and they've already moved onto Trump as sithlord for May 4th. This just isn't news. They're little Internet creeps and they intend to stay that way. People need to stop caring about what "memes" the "official Whitehouse account" posts.

Edit: Ask yourselves, is it really news that this guy typed a sentence into an AI image generator?

Steven Cheung


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