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[–] [email protected] 130 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Also lucky that girls never wear heels, that would make this much worse

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have seen the aftermath from when someone rolled her foot in platform heels. (I was nearby, but didn't see her foot go perpendicular to her leg like I heard about afterwards.) It was many years ago and I don't think of it often, but I don't recall ever buying any kind of platform shoe ever again after that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

"Should I take my heels off?" "NOooOoo"

Goodness you can hear it snap

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If periods are so terrible then why do women keep having them. Checkmate, liberals.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they're not so bad why don't you have one.

C'mon chicken, show me the red. bawk Bawk bawwwwkkk

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

who says i don't

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes. All of them should stop. It would solve everything.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I once rolled my ankle but in the most perfect way in which instead of pain, it was the most pleasurable "bone popping" I've ever had in my life. All those tiny ankle bone just popped like satisfying bubble wrap that you just grabbed and popped a bunch, it was so satisfying I was dazed for like a solid minute or 2.

I have spent 15 years trying to do it again to no success :(

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I’ve been blessed with an incredibly pop susceptible body. Ankles, toes, wrists, knuckles, neck, back, the odd elbow or knee pop here and there. My neck is so loud that I was watching Dune in IMAX with my boyfriend and he heard it over the subwoofers. It’s very satisfying.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I can do most things reliably except for the ankles, but I've long since lost my ability to easily do my back and neck

And it'll happen to you to meme

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I used to force my neck, but I stopped doing that a while ago. In my 30s now so we’ll see how long it lasts. I can also pop my lower back by clenching my buttocks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ok that's a new one, never heard of a butt clench back pop.

I can do pretty much every joint aside from hips and elbows. The loudest are my messed up shoulders from when I used to swim competitively. I've had multiple doctors tell me it's the loudest shoulder pop they've ever heard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm also a cracker in my 30s and still role the dice with neck cracks, but sometimes I chase the dragon too long and end up hurting myself :/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not only do I have an increased range of motion, but I (very recently learned) that an old injury is causing spinal stenosis – my spinal canal is narrowing due to bone overgrowth on my vertebrae. (Car accident. I was rear ended.)

About 20 years ago a chiropractor popped my neck by twisting it, and it so freaked him out that he leapt back from the table and did the heebie jeebie dance.
He told me to never let a chiropractor pop my neck by twisting it ever again.
Reasonably certain I could kill myself showing off doing yoga, like in that Dead Like Me episode.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Popping my sternum in public is the highlight of existing some days. It’s loud, and alarming.

I learned I could do it a decade back but it takes a super specific position that took me many more years to work out so I could do it on demand. Feels amazing.

My hyper-flexibility is probably to blame for it, but it’s super fun :)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They don't have ankles. They don't have testicles. They are missing a bunch of ribs. They don't fart. They don't even have a Y chromosome. At a certain point, it's probably easier to list the things they do have.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

They don't poop but they do fart (butterflies)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I'm a girl and I did this bad enough to break my ankle. Yeah it hurt

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

To most people good morning, most people, but to everyone who advertises on iheart radio please roll your ankle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't mind the ads as much as I mind the company.

How do you keep making your app worse?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I just have an unlimited amount of hate for all the trash podcasts that get advertised during the breaks of btb, it could happen here and hood politics

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I won/lost gene lotery. I can twist my ankle like that without permanent damage but I can't lift more than 20kg in a squat.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Somehow the funniest part is that this isn't anywhere near as painful as a bad period, and the pain doesn't last for days at a time either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I rolled my foot and it created a compound fracture of that 5th metatarsal... since it still hurts in bad weather 30 years later, 5/7 would not recommend.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have and it has been hurting since February

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

If possible go have it looked at. I did this 4 years ago and it still hurts. Please don't be me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Have you tried drowning your sorrows with a good pilsner?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God I have rolled my ankle a shit ton doing physical activities and simply walking, to the point both feet have rolled several times, and to the point where I needed physical therapy. I am fucked on uneven terrain, and even when walking in my house on kitchen tiled floor I have rolled and tripped.

Physical therapy at least made it so it doesn't hurt anymore when I roll, and I'm not out of commission for the next hour.

I'm not even of legal drinking age, I'll probably die by falling down the stairs at 50 or smth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Are you able to wear hi-top sneakers or boots? I used to roll my ankles a lot so I started wearing both and it happens less. When it does happen, it doesn't hurt nearly as much

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I ripped my 5th metatarsal off rolling my ankle like this, my foot is a Picasso painting now.

So that’s cool

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that a fancy word for toe?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Metatarsals are bones in your feet, they’re numbered.

The 5th is the outermost.

Theres a tendon that attaches in that area and when my foot fell off the skateboard while landing a kickflip I pogo sticked on the side of my foot and the tendon and bone had an argument about who was stronger … and I guess I got some strong ass tendons

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you put it back?! Do you walk? Balance issues?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wore a cast for a while. It healed.

2 decades later and I have a slight gait imbalance and the leg it happened to is slightly stronger (I can tell during squats) from accommodating that.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I broke one of the small ones in the middle/ outside of my foot while simply stepping one step off my porch. The Doctor called it the cuboid bone, he asked how I did it . I told him "I stepped off the porch and heard a snap like a twig from my foot". He got pretty upset and said " look man just tell me how it really happened! ". I told him again and he said there is no way thats what happened. He wrote me a perscription for hydrocodon. I took two days off work, drank 40's, mixed the hydros with xanax and M box 30's that I already had and had a nice few days

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Okay I'm going to put this out there. I've never birthed a child but I can be certain that the birthing process doesn't hold a candle to the monkey claw I experience after eating a bean burrito loaded with jalapenos and mole. I don't think even an epidural could ameliorate that level of dire suffering.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Oh, as a kid I was skiing with my dad, and saw the bottom side of a ski, was that good enough?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

you're not really going to roll your ankles barefoot though, like there's a reason our feet are wider than they're tall

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I walk like that sometimes...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Idk why, but I can stand with both feet like this for a long time. Maybe the sudden and quick rolling is what hurts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But honestly, if there was a way to objectively measure pain, I'd like to compare it to a kick in the balls.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Boys get kicked in the balls every month, can confirm

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then stop doing it, it's not nice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Used to know a guy that had like some weird fetish for that. Was drinking with him and a few friends and out of the blue he tells me to kick him in the balls. I refused, as did my girlfriend. He asked another girl we were drinking with to do it; she obliged. I swear he went into the fetal position before hitting the ground!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

As far as I can remember, this has never happened to me, but to my mother and sisters...

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