Programmer Humor
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ASS (Advanced Substation Alpha)
Fantastic sub format for anime.
Eyy I just watched Red Ranger, extremely enjoyable for how stupid it is. I bet I'd have loved power rangers if I watched it as a kid
Why is that not ASA? Or even ASSA.
Because they knew exactly what they were doing, obviously.
Because ASS.
Because substation alpha is SSA so they just reversed it.
Because it's funny.
When I took a geometry test in eighth grade, I got a point deducted because I wrote ASS instead of SSA (side-side-angle) when calculating angles and side lengths of a triangle. Still got the right answer though
Oh, wonderful, teachers who punish kids for being kids and/or making mistakes.
In a "show your workings" questions it makes sense.
There’s no difference between SSA and ASS in that context so it’s pointless to punish a student for that
Right in the nostalgia! Happiness is a warm genlock...
I’m so old and tired, this isn’t even funny anymore. I’ll have to explain to some junior engineer about ASS. Then management will learn about this term “ass”, and use it incorrectly at every possible opportunity. Then when no one can explain ASS, I end up being “the ass guy.”
HEY EVERYONE IT'S THE ASS GUY
I always chuckle when Jellyfin shows subtitles as "Full ASS".
Never half ass two things. Full ass 1 thing
The default libass shaping engine,
Delightful
Force Feminisation male pregnancy
My omega is gonna be cute, one way or another.
Im listening
I was hoping for this gif:
lol that's a good one too. And thanks to your comment, now I know how to properly do GIFs.
Wtf? Is datascope funny or am I missing something?
This guy doesn't get the joke, everyone point and laugh!
Ha ha ha, whoosh! Right guise?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Pages are fractional now?
Man, I really gotta get with the times...
I've had text books that have page numbers in the corner as chapter-number. It's not unheard of. When I was in JROTC in highschool the cadet field manual had pages like this. I'm sure others did too but I specifically remember that one more because I was there for four years. (Had to be there for riflery team.)
"Section". They just used the wrong word ¯\(ツ)/¯
The bible is an old western book that orders itself so
Are you a tits or FFMPEG filter documentation on section 11.5 man?
Please refer to section 8008S.