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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

They call the fingers but I never seen em fing …. Woah, there they go

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)

People named Lana: 😒

People named Kcidymkcus: 😏

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

I know a guy whose actual name is Anal. It means fire in our native language lol. Not a nice name to have when you're (unfortunately) in the US.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A lot of people (including the prime minister lol) are called Dick in the Netherlands.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bangla. But it's a loan word from Sanskrit (i.e. Tatsama), so it's the same in many north Indian languages as well. I don't think it's used as a name outside of Bengal, though. (It's pronounced like Awnawl in Bangla, and Awnawlawh in Sanskrit.)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

anal & suckmydick for those wondering

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

People named Hannah

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People named "Grerg"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bob would be a more common alternative.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

People named A dog, a panic, in a pagoda:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

adogap a ni, cinap a, god A

A dog, a panic, in a pagoda

Hrmmm, the commas aren't in the same place.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That depends on your definition of the same place. They haven't moved...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

People named "Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Do nine men interpret? Nine men, I nod.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Kid named Regnif

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

People named "Bob."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

People name Naomi.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder what a bumdaƨƨ is

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It's a past tense slang for anal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Danger zone!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

People named "Ada"

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Du bist von hinten wie von vorne.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Racecar is a pathetic human name

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

People named Emanpuedamylsuoivbosihtgnisreverrehtobneveuoydidyhw...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Jokes on you, I actually just read it backwards!

Only took maybe twice as much effort as pasting it in a text reversing site.😏

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Lymadeupname?

OH MY GOD.

ObviouslyMadeUpName, not ObviousLymadeupname. I got stuck on that for like 2 minutes until I wrote it down in this comment lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

People named "Tenet"

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People named: A man a plan a canal Panama

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People named MarjorieiorjraM...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

My deamon was named by my parents' deamon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Dammit im maD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Looks like a band playing the same genre as xavleg

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

When Lucasarts was making a lot of Star Wars games we tryed to make ourselves Star Wars names by anagramming our government names.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Les Rach. Sounds like “Let’s Rock.” As a demon name, this tracks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And the demon name sounds like car sell, which is accurate because all car sale people are demons

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I just realized that my dumb ass misspelled my own damn name (Charles, not “Charsel”). And y’know what? I’m leaving it up. This is what happens when you flirt with the demonic, kids. 🌈⭐️

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

uᴉʇɹɐɯǝᴉp

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