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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

What you're saying is that it's been a long road, getting from there to here?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Fucking dead laughing.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Disco: what if mushrooms had feelings? (I would have went with tardigrades, but that didn't last long enough). This might be better as what if feelings had feelings.

SNW: what if hair had feelings?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was going to say "What if gays had feelings" for DSC considering they finally put in some fuckin' representation for us. SNW is still the same. Picard and Prodigy could both be arguably called "What if nostalgia had feelings?"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lower decks: what if the viewers had feelings?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"What if a Badge had feelings" being the subtitle

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What if bones had feelings Ɛ(́◔ ω ◔)3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

SNW: what if hair had feelings?

The show has forever been altered in my mind.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget ENT asking ”What if human and vulcan had horny feelings for each other

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You Spock/McCoy fanfic doesn't count.

spoilerIt came after ENT.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

You seem to be underestimating my age.

Anyway, Spock/McCoy makes no sense to me. It’s Kirk/Spock that’s canon.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Disco: What if everyone had feelings ALL THE TIME

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

What if the ship had feelings once or twice where plot critical?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every Star Trek needs their non-human learning to human.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

being human

(This is way funnier when you realize that this image is from the show Being Human, proper UK version)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am so glad I watched ENT in streaming format. I only suffered through the song two or three times, so it isn't burned in.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Suffer? It’s a fucking masterpiece.

Please tell me you didn’t miss the Mirror Universe intros?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

The intro to the first two seasons was amazing. But the upbeat change for seasons three & four took the theme from the best ST opening theme to the worst.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Heh. Well I might go back for it but I skipped the intro every time after the first, except when I was making popcorn or something, then I only had to listen until I finished diving for the mouse.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh the Mirror Universe ones were great, they shift the tone from showing us leaving earth and exploring space to wars and conquering space. Was a great little touch of detail to set the episodes apart.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Oh, good gravy, I feel like I did watch that intro when I saw that it was different. I watched that series quite a few years ago and I have a terrible memory. It might be time to delve into that chronological Trek marathon I have been threatening myself with ever since my co-workier did one a couple years ago.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly, the more that I think about it the more like the intro. It's almost like a warning that you are about to watch America in Space - Bush Apologist Edition instead of Star Trek.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That description seems way more accurate to Stargate SG-1 than Enterprise

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Post 9/11 Star Trek Enterprises was by far the most war crime apologist of the major sci fi shows. Stargate, despite being far less idealistic by nature, shows things like torture as something that bad guys do, in Farscape John Crichton is horrified by what the US is becoming.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Enterprise painted those actions as pretty horrific nine times out of ten, and the tenth is even murky. Stargate shows a bunch of Americans literally walking through portals to places they've never seen to unilaterally declare people the bad guys, interfere violently and get a shitload of people killed in the process all to push their own ideals and misunderstandings of the universe/democracy onto everyone else. Despite the fact that the United States is a shitshow. They learn almost nothing from their examples except for what they fuckin' steal.

So when it comes to calling it 'America in Space'... Enterprise doesn't even fall on the list for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Also ENT: What if decon gel had feelings.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

VOY is a weird way to spell Red Dwarf.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Feelings all over the corridor, inside the warp core, dripping from Worf's bat'leth. That's the real reason Wesley Crusher had to leave the enterprise.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I've been watching Enterprise now for the past few months. I take a walk on my treadmill just about every day for 45 minutes and every time I watch another episode of Enterprise.

Season 1 and 2 intro songs were interesting but when they changed the tempo and beat in season 3, now I literally dance for the first minute of my walk as I swagger and move on my treadmill to start my walk.

My greatest fears now is that when I die ... one of the last things I'll hear as my memories disappear is ..... "It's been a long road ..."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

PRO: What if temporal paradoxes had feelings?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

"IiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIiIIII'm hooked on a feelin' I'm high on believin' That you're in love with me."

is the only song stuck in my head now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

ha ha I'm immune to your spells, I stopped watching 20 years ago