This is not going to do well.
The joke is already old and itβll be another 2 years to get a movie out. Itβll be DOA
this post was submitted on 20 May 2025
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What a terrible day to be able to read.
I wish that I could unread this post title and unknow this from my brain.
If you've never watched it, it's a surprisingly emotional story about the horrors of war, and the power of cooperation. Yes, really.
I would need severe head trauma to watch any of that.
Do all the micro plastics count?
Naw, I am talking to such a degree that I drool more and I laugh at my toes every time I see them.
Every day we drift further from Godβs light
Aside from bigger explosions, i don't see how this could be an improvement.
How could Bay think he could blow up toilets better than MythBusters? He's probably going to use CGI toilets, too.
I'm sorry???
Not yet, but you will be. You will be.
Blue collar workers in cinemas are getting chicken jockey flashbacks
Do the kids even still care?
It would be really funny if this flopped after trying to recreate the hype of the Minecraft movie
FINALLY
THE ROCK HAS COME BACK
SKIBIDI TOILET
Wait wait wait wait. David Sandberg can't be funded to finish his Opus but Michael Bay gets skibidi toilet fucking money?
Chat is this real? Ohio, amirite? On god no cap.
If this happened is there any way for Gary's mod creator (or Valve) to cash in?
Just a quick look into it shows the original creator is actively working with Bay on the project.
That's nice, at least it isn't being completely plundered.
Poor kids though - recent kid film releases have to be the most creatively bankrupt ever.
I can hardly wait π«·