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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago

that boulder

[–] al_Kaholic 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact - These cops are in charge of whether you go to prison because they describe you to a judge as a person who is guilty who looked like the human sized criminal. Sorry you weren't born rich.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Accidently hits you with their car

Reports the event by saying that they were running after you for uttering threats, looked like you were on drugs and you had a weapon in your hand

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Perhaps we should invent a word for sizes between large and small. Somewhere in the middle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Naw, sounds like ~~too much~~ ~~too little~~ just the right amount of effort.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Just the right amount of boulder is blocking the eastbound lane..."

That works.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's a large boulder the size of a small boulder relative to an even larger boulder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Hey leave the boulder's extended family out of this.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

The only metric distance most Americans care to learn is 9mm.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think mistakes like this are usually caused by someone changing their mind on one thing they wrote and forgetting to proofread the whole thing to see if it still makes sense. I imagine this sentence started out as "Rock the size of a small boulder".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Probably "the size of a small car".

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not just this post, but I wish every tweet or social media post had a date tied to it. "21 hours ago" tells me nothing about when this was actually posted.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Like that burned-in timestamp feature on film cameras.