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[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What a decade this year has been

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

we went from "let's go back to a future that doesn't exist yet" to "let's go back to a past that never existed"

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Man, the '80s were a different time

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Right before cars were invented!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The sweet spot right after they started slicing bread and right before they started putting crust on it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So last year right after the can opener was finally invented?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Correct, the same year they faked the Mars rovers

[–] scaramobo 5 points 1 month ago

They still had wooden dollars back then, can you imagine?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Now they fly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everything else in this thread is factual though right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everything except your sentence, and this reply.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I side with Chris Rock on this one.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think that Will Smith is pussy whipped by his wife and Scientology. I think she uses the church against him, with the threat that they will take his kids away and hide them from him. That's the only explanation I have for his (slightly delayed) response with Chris Rock, and with Will being ok with his wife grooming their son's underage friend and later having an open relationship with him on the side.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Personally, I wouldn't call him pussy whipped, per se, as that sometimes implies that there are no functional relationships where men side with their wives. I would just say Will Smith is a pathetic servant to his horrible significant other.

[–] al_Kaholic 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does it surprise me you don't think Will is a boot licker? No sir it doesn't.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I think you must have responded to the wrong comment, I clearly insulted him in my comment.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is one situation where there is no "good guy", in my view.

Chris Rock made fun of someone's medical condition (the hair loss isn't a fashion choice), and Will Smith overreacted.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, he should have made fun of her for cucking her husband with her sons friend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I wonder what would have happened if she assaulted him instead of Will Smith.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Probably a whole lot less.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Will Smith laughed at the joke at first.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am on team Will Smith with this one. Never give a woman of color a hard time about her hair. I'd rather diffuse a bomb while in shark infested waters. I've been punk rock for 40+ years, had a mowhawk and other hairstyles outside of the norm (people used to want to fight you over this) and no demographic of human being has been more supportive when it comes to taking chances with fashion than black women. This is a hill I will die on

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Walking on stage and physically assaulting someone? It was premeditated, he sat there and thought, then walked up and thought. It wasn't just a heat of the moment thing.

Nothing said verbally should warrant that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

He also laughed at the joke until he saw Jada was pissed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

FWIW,

Explaining Jokes to Idiots: Oscars Edition | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-c2eUltH58

9:40

(To be clear, I'm not saying you're an idiot (and I've thought mowhawks were/are cool for decades). 😁🙂)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

I know things were different way back then, but I still find it surprising that Will was able to go sit back down in his seat.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dude slapped away his career

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Just to tack on to another comment above:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

smacked it real good.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

To be posted on 3/27/49.

Just over a month before the hundredth anniversary of Hitler's death!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not many people know this but Will Smith's uncle is Slappy White.