I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…

well good for them....

At least someone is having sex around here.

hot

Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.

No they're not.

I totally do know about it. Especially now.

I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.

I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲

Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream

Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

So....your face or mine?

We're like a version of Mother Earth to them.
Multiply my children! Make love, not war!

I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?

I did not consent

There are also others, less cute as those from the photo.

eg.

I encourage it, get your freak on little parasite

I hate being reminded of this...Please just let me have some peace and live in ignorance every time I forget this is a thing.

And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?

TIHI

cool

New kink unlocked.

If you aren't a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.

Jesus Christ, get a room

Mites gotta mate

Nice.

Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.

Thank you, I hate it.

Long as they change the sheets every few years I'm good with it.

what happens when I wash my face or go swimming they just hang on for dear life?

That's fine, so long as I continue to not know it.

Aw cmon, you two got the center part of the eyelid last night. We talked after and clearly settled it was our turn tonight.

As long as they use practice safe sex, it really is none of my business.