this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2025
1143 points (100.0% liked)

Comic Strips

17593 readers
1246 users here now

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

The rules are simple:

Web of links

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 132 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It is interesting that Superman’s archenemy was an incredibly wealthy businessman. That seems to be the exact problem with our world today (there’s just many more of them).

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Environmentalists in comic books are nearly always deranged villains, and the ones that aren't are still weak and naïve.

The only strong environmentalist hero in Western canon is Captain Planet, and he's got sus narc vibes.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (18 children)

Well, Green Arrow. But you have a point.

load more comments (18 replies)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Storm and aquaman are pretty pro environmentalist without making it their only identity.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Poison Ivy is essentially an anti-hero at this point, and she is considered fairly powerful too.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Couldn't he just take all the billionaires and fly them into the sun or smth? I don't know if that alone would fix things, but it's a start. Also literally no downsides.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago

His nemesis is literally a billionaire and he never managed to get rid of him.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We got American Superman. We got Soviet Superman. We need Anarchist Superman.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Captain planet gets close to that

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don Cheadle's Captain Planet, you mean.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes, In. Public he "Fights" the rich but in the Dark he is awfully chummy with a rich furry.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I bet you if he just lightly beat up one billionaire a day that the problem would sort itself out pretty quickly.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

That's why he's constantly fighting ~~Jeff bezos~~ Lex Luther l.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

We can solve those problems directly or indirectly by tying superman to a dynamo. With free energy even the issues with materials can be solved over time.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Just have superman round up every billionaire and political leader and drop them off on an deserted island, and the rest of us can start fixing our problems like adults.

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wasn't there a small parody comic about this?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

One of my favorite ever smbc, and that's SAYING something! ❤️

load more comments (8 replies)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bitch could literally turn back time

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How many rounds around earth til un-inventing plastic?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

1 turn = 1 day

Completely artificial plastic was invented in 1907 - 118 years ago.

1 year = 365 days

118 years x 365 days = 43,070 days

So 43,071 rounds should do it, and then just clonk Leo Baekeland over the head or something.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

1930s Superman would've agreed with the crowd.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

This just makes me think of Captain Planet. He knew how to solve these sorts of issues. By beating up assholes and making them stop.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There are evil "robots" you can go beat up to solve those issues, yes

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

But you said they were robots Rick!!

They're bureaucrats Morty! I don't respect em.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Nobody understands Superman, especially most of his writers.

Dude is alien Moses created by two Jews during the Holocaust. His arch nemesis is a billionaire/the president. C'mon.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Didn't Luigi have something to say about that?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Isn't superman pro free will

He will protect against threats but if you fuck it up your mostly on your own

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Does superman think humanity chose capitalism? If Superman landed in 1600s Europe, would he think humanity chose feudalism and help put down peasant uprisings? 1700s Haiti, would he help stop slaves from stealing or enacting violence against the French?

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

That's why Superman is usually more proud of his work as Clark than as Superman.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Don't forget about fighting people who actually have plans to make the world a better place

Related note, excellent video essay, "Defenders of the Status quo" https://youtu.be/LpitmEnaYeU

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Only watched half of the video (because it's something I'm well aware of), so it might have gone into it, but another angle is that there's often villains that make good points and then suddenly take it in a batshit direction.

Like Thanos had a point but apparently never understood exponential growth and how reducing all life by any constant factor is just delaying the same result, even if his snap made 99% of people disappear (unless he snaps enough people that the population collapses entirely, which is what he wanted to avoid).

There's many other examples where reasonable starting points end up in unquestionably evil conclusions. Pretty sure it's just propaganda to make people who don't think much about things link those reasonable beginnings with "evil" in their minds.

Also there's characters like Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark who are billionaires but their stories always ignore the realities of what must be done in order to become a billionaire (ie underpay staff doing the actual work by billions). In Stark's case, they sidestep that by giving him super advanced AIs and automation robots, though he's still the owner of a large corporation, that he still benefits from despite offloading any of the responsibility of even running it to everyone else.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Well, he could beat up all the CEOs and politicians...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

This is what I like about Wonder Woman. She shows up and is like. "Oh shit! There's a world war going on! Better go stop that." Meanwhile in the present super man is stopping random petty theft.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Youre gonna want Captain Planet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, sorry guys, but these sorts of things aren't really Superman's department.

Uh... You could... Hmm... You could try asking Mr. Terrific.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Bullshit. Superman can totally stop global warming by simply pushing Earth further away from the sun. Similar to how he sent the whole planet back in time by just turning it backwards.

And I guess he could just beat the fuck outta the ceos of every major corporation, too. It worked against Lex Luthor.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

D:

W-why The fuck would you want that!? He'd literally be effecting the orbit of a whole ass planet, you have no idea the kinds of consequences that'll bring! And it wouldn't even solve the pollution problem!

Superman isn't supposed to mess with time either. That is the type of shit that gives Lex Luthor's arguments against someone like Superman a point!

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›