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[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

all fun and games until thr back of the monitor falls off

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the startup i worked for got bought by a mega corp. They taught us devs how to use some intranet forms to order things we needed like keyboards and mice. These items would get approved or rejected by the engineering manager and it was pretty straightforward.

I put a request into the system for one of these (well one very similar, the Scorpion) thinking my boss would see the $50k request and jokingly refuse it.

What i did not know was that any request over a certain dollar amount triggered a review, by sending the request to my bosses boss. And over ANOTHER amount it did it again. I got a talking to but it was worth it to imagine the face on some VP seeing a dev try to order a $50k chair

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I bet they were laughing too before pretending to be mad

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

yeah, i bet they were trying to think of ways to reject it for op but approve it for themselves

[–] [email protected] 154 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago (7 children)

The toilet paper is loaded backwards

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

none of these there's not enough crying

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

thud oh sorry, brb..... my mouse just slid off my table.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You would probably want a wired mouse for this one... maybe it could work like a bungee?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Or a trackball mouse that's secured in place.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 days ago

A bonus is you can invite your dental hygienist over and have your teeth cleaned while you work

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

At least he died doing what he loved. Being in a Teams call about interdepartmental efficiencies.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don’t think people realise that these setups (less exaggerated) are usually for disabled or chronically ill people unable to sit up.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So me on a Wednesday morning after a questionable amount of moonshine the night before?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

For some chronic illnesses. Yeah. But imagine that for life. And that’s the best you feel. It can get worse. Sometimes for long periods, you don’t know if you will get back even to the that “shitty best you feel”. And even at your best, you barely feel a fraction as good as a healthy person.

You don’t get to feel okay your birthday, or on christmas, or when you need to do something special. You just feel ill, like a bad hangover or bad flu, in perpetuity.

That’s the reality for a lot of severe chronic illnesses.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Put a big hole in that incline and your proctologist can do their thing too!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Combining "company quarterly review" with "dental cleaning", while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that's right up there with "nuts and gum". Sounds great until you think it through a bit.

Edit: I've actually done the latter by accident. 1/10 - "I don't know what I expected."

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good luck getting up to pee.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plenty of places to hang a catheter

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

But the desk blocks me from accessing my penis????

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

There's a peripheral for that.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

this does no look confortable

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (4 children)

If you use both hands to type the mouse would either fall off or be damgling from its cord

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

For when you really need to post on Lemmy from the dentist's chair.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

How's Eternal Death Slayer 3 coming along, JP?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Do you like my music?

You would if you had ROBOT EARS

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why isn’t this the standard?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Because the mouse falls off the table the second you start typing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

If there's one thing I like it's resistance as I move my mouse

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A trackball mouse attached to the desk is the obvious solution. Velcro would work.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That looks a lot more expensive than just a VR headset and a recliner or bed you likely already own. And in VR you can pick whether it's 3 monitors, or one seamless curved triple-wide, no matter what you own in real life. And you can keep the monitor(s) with you when you stand up if you want.

But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

Work dress code.

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