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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

That could look hot with a conventionally attractive belly and perhaps some low-cut pants. Odd choice to not just wear tank tops/undershirts, though - exposing your armpits is huge for ventilation.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago

Hot-girl summer is genderless

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Odd choice to not just wear tank tops/undershirts

Oh trust me, they roll those up too. For the full bikini effect.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's how it's done in India.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

that's why crop top should be more acepted for unisex clothing.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We must go back to 80's hot guy standards

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Look at them, living life, no micro plastics in sight just red blooded American masculinity and lead poisoning like God intended

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Their clothes are comprised entirely of microplastic floss.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

If you can see the plastics they're by definition not micro!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

We had plastic in the ‘80s.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

They are chock full of microplastics, they just don't know it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

80s hot guy fashion with 20s body standards

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

So long as we're not talking the 1820's

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hell yeah, crop tops for everyone would solve this whole issue and they're way more stylish then rolling up a t-shirt lol

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

(I hella need to clean the mirror...)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

You are doing it wrong, according to the wiki you should look like a grandfather and not kickass!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Wait.

Grandfathers exposing themselves is so frequent that they have a word for it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's basically a compound word created to describe this phenomenon, don't worry lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Where I come from, nowhere near China, it's pretty common to see old men shirtless in their gardens. Hell, my neighbor pretty much just hanged around in his undies all day every day from May to September lmao

Technically now he's a great-grandfather.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's where you steal stuff while you're hanging dong so if you get caught you have a distraction

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not sure it'd be much of a distraction.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Fuckin gottem lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

The Balkans have had this ages ago... I guess it was called Balkan Bikini this entire time it's just that no one named it...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it distinctive, though? I went to Mexico and saw this everywhere from folks who seemed like locals.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's very common in Vietnam too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

I do that and I just get called gay slurs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

This is all across SE Asia. I've seen it through Cambodia, Thailand, The Philippines, Laos... it's a heat thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Instructions unclear poured water unto flannel over shirt, now cool but truck bench is now wet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't get why they don't just take off their shirt if its so hot?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Because then you have to set it down somewhere

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I do it all the time and hang it somewhere. off a belt or just keep it round my neck. If its real hot you need to free up the pits.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe they think it's indecent to expose their nipples. We certainly seem to think like that when it comes to women's wear, see regular bikini tops.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I call it Couch Status Quo