But they just called my number! Dang
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Why do people give this woman such a hard time for being sex positive? She's cute, she's funny, and she can sing, and yet all I read about is how she happens to love to fuck. gasp *clutches pearls*
PS: I'm not a fan of her music. I just despise how women get ostracized for something many men are praised for.
Pretty sure this is making fun of conservatives freaking out about her, not of her directly.
I was referring to the BS commentary surrounding her, not the article specifically.
Why are they teasing her? I don't know who that is. Get off my lawn.
I didn't see the controversy go by either. The pic on the album: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man's_Best_Friend_(Sabrina_Carpenter_album)
First "out" celebrity puppygirl?
hot
Smell The Glove
What's wrong with bein' sexy?
Get out of the Sixties - we don’t have this mentality anymore.
My first thought as well.
Clips of her concerts come up on my feed sometimes. Being (or playing being) horny is a part of her schtick.
Mine too.
Checked out some of her music. It's fun.
Something about Good Vibrations, I guess beach boy stuff maybe.
Honestly, I love how she has managed to make such a brand out of reclaiming her sexuallity. I really hope that its her choice rather than her management. I bet she gets some particularly nightmarish fans.
Oh . . Ohhhyyyeah right! Her! Ha ha. Because of the thing. She, uh, . . . did?
Onion really taking their shots at Sabrina this week
I'm reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.
Yes, with a shout-out to Rosemary Kennedy.
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