Buy Apple stock.
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I mean, your mom was around back then...
Try to find that cool looking Beavis and Butthead site I saw my brother browsing in the earliest days of our internet access. I had asked him where he found it and he couldn't remember, so I searched and searched and searched to no avail. I never found that Beavis and Butthead site. I just remember there was a lot of yellow.
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Boot up my 486, call over my friends and play MK1
Alternatively make some new M:TG decks using my new Ice Age booster packs and head to the FLGS
Do you wake up as you are now, or as you were back then? I didn’t exist in 1995.
I'm sure you were still a twinkle in your parents' eyes. And I don't envy what you're about to see.
Party like it's 1999!
Log on to BBS, play LORD and post to forums with local users, maybe chat a bit. Fire up sirdoom, waste a few bozos with a BFG. Drive to my buddies house maybe smoke some weed..
Go back to sleep
Turn on my computer and play some Command and Conquer or if it's weekday, get up and prep for school.
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Take a big shit since I can't shitpost
Use my current knowledge of memory-safe system languages to invent D before Walter Bright, but without the garbage collection.
Have tons of crazy sex, do piles of drugs, camp, see live music, dance, sex, drugs, repeat.
Same as now really
Find a job doing almost anything and being able to afford all of this is the best time traveling gift.
Also get a little house on that salary, oh if only.
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I'd probably shit the diaper and watch my parents fight
The first question is what kind of time loop am I in? Is it a ‘We are all going to die and I need to fix it’ or a ‘I need to grow as a person to get out’ loop. If it’s the first one then I need to figure out when Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein are both going to be one of his flights to Epstein’s island and find a way to blow up the plane. If it’s the second one I guess do the same thing as that’s got to be good karma.
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There were cell phones in 1995. Though vastly different from today still widely used.
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Gather as much money as possible and bet on the Chicago bulls to win 3 championships in a row.
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Pack the bowl and fire it up.
As a guitarist: get the biggest headstart possible learning music
Register google dot com
They would just pick another dumb name, like Stample or Croaker and we'd be stuck Croaking things
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Since I am an absolute idiot who doesn't know what happened back then in order to rake in money off of things like betting ( either legal or illegally ), probably just ( assuming I have 'em ) listen to CDs on my CD player and hop on computer and hope I have any good games.
Pee lol
TV was shit, but online porn already existed. Only thing you'd be missing is doom scrolling memes and shit YouTube videos.
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Go see Jeff Buckley and tell him to stay away from the Mississippi River.