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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She's missing out by not joining in.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: Leroy is his kid from a previous relationship.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This kid looks so angry for someone who is getting some easy cash

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sure its easy cash, but now he is deprived of his fun.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

"Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Boys only want one thing, and it's toys

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just recently chased my two giggling teenagers and wife around a store with a small trex hand puppet and I’m a grown-ass man.

Firm believer in embracing humor and staying young and yes I bought the puppet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm imagining the two teenagers giggling, and your wife looking annoyed.

Then you chase her too, and now all three of them are giggling and running from you, as confused shoppers look on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Not true.

I also want love.

......and a sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Also, friends to plays with.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's gonna shit her pants.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Joke's on you he's into that shit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He'll grow out of it eventually. Not like he's going to be 17 forever!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Didn't he die saving someone a few years back?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In one timeline, yes, but in others eternally teenage Archie lives on!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah I saw it more that we are just in a different part of that timeline Archie living his teenage years blissfully ignorant of his grisly fate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Nah, because he's been a teenager for 84 years. He's done far more than any person actually could have while remaining a teenager the whole time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

To be honest, it's exactly what I'd do. Maybe, that's why I am still single.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Man the deep lore of Archie comics is surprisingly deep

Reboots,retcons, reality warping powers, alternate universes, zombies, deities, gods, afterlives, murder, crimes, time travel, love triangles

The extended universe is even more crazy

I mean damn

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Well, my mind went: "Hehe, dick shaped cars. Let's imagine he built a jump and had her lay in front of it, legs wide open, then absolutely sent the cars into the cave of no return."

I take no credit or blame for this, it wasn't by will, my mind just decided this thought is happening.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Shaped like who's dick?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

........welp. You certainly took the time to write all of that out.

.....for some reason.