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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is that a fucking onion I see?

Bring it back. Make them do it over.

[–] RedditRefugee69 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bullying minimum wage employees until they cry is the only way I can achieve an erection.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I can cry and help you with that erection, but I want a lot more than minimum wage.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Looks like they're in a pickle

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago

Ah yes, the perfect accompaniment to None Pizza Left Beef

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Those are some expensive pickles.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My thoughts exactly.

They paid the $7+ for the burger when they could have gotten a big jar to themselves, plus pickle juice!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Sure, but a good meme's value can't be measured in currency.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I think it's the smaller version, so more like $3.50. Still, why go for the double when you could have done the same for less with a single.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Keep in mind - this could've been a burger. You paid for a burger, you waited for a burger, you really could've had a burger.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is true, but in reality they paid for a meme, they waited for a meme, they get to be reminded of this funny thing they did for as long as the internet circulates it, and plenty of people online will have a little chuckle when they see it.

I think they won in the end ❤️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'd still take the burger

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

McDonald's is my last choice of fastfood. I go to Harvey's, they have whole wheat buns as an option, dill pickles cut the long ways, and everything is fresh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Ey Jimmy, ge'me a pickle wit' nutthn!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Really seems like you should've gone with the single hamburger

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I just go to In-N-Out and ask for a baggie of extra pickles, they always hooked me up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I didn't even see this until I did my own McD thing. Twinsies!