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[–] And009 2 points 1 hour ago

This is my room, less space and bigger bed. More screens too ofc

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

To be fair, some women would say that too. There's so much room to build stuff and do projects! I could get so fucking irresponsible!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Not nearly enough screens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I mean I want a nice armoire too. Not for any particular reason besides bragging.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Ahh yes, someone decided to make a spot in the backrooms his home....nice 🤩🍺🍺🍺👍

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

See, if you budget properly then you can afford to live on your own and have two beds!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Only missing a giant TV.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This shit is putting men in a box and " hu duh, men basic, like dog"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

What would you add other than a better bed?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

mini fridge for beer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Well, for starters, a bed frame. Lamps for better lighting, an couple night stands, something to divide up the space a bit (assuming this is a studio), book shelves, some plants, some art on the walls, an area rug, table and chairs, and a couple couches and a coffee table, some kind of speaker system, some kind of storage system for any equipment I own for job and hobbies. I also like wooden desks.

Like, the environment you spend time in has an impact on your mental state. Making that environment nice will make you feel better. The way your living space looks also says a lot about you. What this space says is "I literally do nothing but sleep and look at a computer screen". Which is less "hell yeah" and more "this cyberpunk dystopia isnt as neon as I expected."

So if this is what you want, then follow your bliss I guess. But also, if you are having trouble dating.... Look around you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

this cyberpunk dystopia isn't as neon as expected

Well, is it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Can’t help but read this and feel like you think I like this type of room. Bold of you to assume I would live in a basement.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It is just missing a cinder block nightstand and a dead plastic plant to tie the place together.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Dead plastic plant. For when you want everyone to know you are irresponsible, but without the responsibility

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

Look at all the space for a mini painting station

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Nah man, I need an actual bed lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

I don't need a bed, but an air mattress is a HARD no.

I'd rather sleep on a clear carpet with a blanket.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm too old to be getting down on the fucking ground like that. Needs a frame of cinder blocks and plywood.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

You should do that anyways. Bed frames exost for a reason: it helps to stop moisture building up on the underside of the mattress, and thus prevents mold.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I just smother the bottom of my mattress with lotrimin and figure I'm good to go for a few years

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Pfft. Just buy a new mattress and put it in a different place

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

I have that same inflatable mattress.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Needs more HDDs.
And more screens.

I'm hoping there is an HVAC outlet not in view and the whole room has UPS.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Beeds to be smaller. That is just empty space that need to be cleaned. Also it being so large seems like it would be cold on lonely winter nights

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The minimal furniture and a sense of free space are great for my mental health. A cluttered home to me feels like a cluttered mind. I don't want to live in a cage of excess stuff, much like I don't want to carry unhealthy mental baggage with me, pulling me down. You may see a sparse room, but I see freedom from sensory fatigue. I see freedom.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Incompatible with air mattress.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

good enough for me

[–] [email protected] 49 points 19 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 19 hours ago

Boink! Right into the pillar, again

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I could be okay, but I also wouldn't purposely get such a large space when I don't plan to fill it with stuff. Just give me space big enough for the matress and desk.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I love that you look at this and say "woah, that's way too much, I prefer less"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If it means lower rent then hell yeah!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Not much value in empty space

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

I'm fine with that

[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago

Men? Look at this flooring, look at this lighting project! Amazing place

[–] [email protected] 17 points 16 hours ago

Needs two more monitors.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

I lived like this the first year of my postdoc and couldn't have been happier. I had 4 place settings but only used one and washed it after every meal. Desk, computer, one camp chair, and an inflatable mattress. Stayed that way until my wife joined me my second year and made me get a real apartment.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 17 hours ago

It's a bit much for me, as I'd want the mattress more elevated, but let me tell you, I am 99% sure I have adhd, and minimalism like this appeals to me so it's less shit I have take care of, every item in your house is a fucking dust collector that you have to wipe down, fuck that shit, I only want the absolute essentials, rest is slowly going to the bin

[–] [email protected] 25 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Low carbon footprint living gets way more hate than it should (and it shouldn't get any).

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