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[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

I need three desks. Modern PC desk, retro PC desk, and a soldering desk. Otherwise, perfect.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

Look it all the space for activities!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I wish I had this much room to practice the blade.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Throw in a server rack and it’s perfect.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Just my motorcycles that's missing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

hell, I wish I had something more like that and not a house full of shit I don't use most of the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

I would worm across that floor just for the feeling.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

To be fair, some women would say that too. There's so much room to build stuff and do projects! I could get so fucking irresponsible!

[–] And009 8 points 1 day ago

This is my room, less space and bigger bed. More screens too ofc

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This shit is putting men in a box and " hu duh, men basic, like dog"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

And tomorrow they'll post a picture of a 10,000$ gaming setup with LEDs and shit and claim that women can't possibly understand spending a ton of money on furniture and decorations.

Not to mention that this joke has been done to death. For years pictures of empty rooms with a matress have been posted to claim that "this is what men want". (Until next week, when we'll post a picture of a gaming room full of expensive furniture and elaborate decorations and claim that THIS is what men want, actually, for real, I swear.)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What would you add other than a better bed?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

mini fridge for beer

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, for starters, a bed frame. Lamps for better lighting, an couple night stands, something to divide up the space a bit (assuming this is a studio), book shelves, some plants, some art on the walls, an area rug, table and chairs, and a couple couches and a coffee table, some kind of speaker system, some kind of storage system for any equipment I own for job and hobbies. I also like wooden desks.

Like, the environment you spend time in has an impact on your mental state. Making that environment nice will make you feel better. The way your living space looks also says a lot about you. What this space says is "I literally do nothing but sleep and look at a computer screen". Which is less "hell yeah" and more "this cyberpunk dystopia isnt as neon as I expected."

So if this is what you want, then follow your bliss I guess. But also, if you are having trouble dating.... Look around you.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I could be okay, but I also wouldn't purposely get such a large space when I don't plan to fill it with stuff. Just give me space big enough for the matress and desk.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I love that you look at this and say "woah, that's way too much, I prefer less"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If it means lower rent then hell yeah!

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm too old to be getting down on the fucking ground like that. Needs a frame of cinder blocks and plywood.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You should do that anyways. Bed frames exost for a reason: it helps to stop moisture building up on the underside of the mattress, and thus prevents mold.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That plus less bugs end up crawling across your face at night.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I'm just thankful for any physical contact at this point.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

To be fair, air mattresses are like shittier futons and don't get moldy because you're always moving them around.

Source: I used to live with this setup, only in a smaller room.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Boink! Right into the pillar, again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Just cut it down. /s

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Not nearly enough screens.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is just missing a cinder block nightstand and a dead plastic plant to tie the place together.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dead plastic plant. For when you want everyone to know you are irresponsible, but without the responsibility

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'm a responsible adult, which is why I only grow living plastic plants.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Low carbon footprint living gets way more hate than it should (and it shouldn't get any).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Ahh yes, someone decided to make a spot in the backrooms his home....nice 🤩🍺🍺🍺👍

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I mean I want a nice armoire too. Not for any particular reason besides bragging.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah man, I need an actual bed lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I don't need a bed, but an air mattress is a HARD no.

I'd rather sleep on a clear carpet with a blanket.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Only missing a giant TV.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Out of frame: a huge ass TV and a single armchair.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Why have an armchair? Just roll the gaming chair over

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Men? Look at this flooring, look at this lighting project! Amazing place

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right? What is their workflow even like?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

I just finished eight months of not having an office. I worked in random places off of only my laptop, 15.5" 1080p. I'm back in an office but not set up yet. For me, two monitors is workable, three is better. Split screen apps on a single laptop screen is barbaric.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

It's a bit much for me, as I'd want the mattress more elevated, but let me tell you, I am 99% sure I have adhd, and minimalism like this appeals to me so it's less shit I have take care of, every item in your house is a fucking dust collector that you have to wipe down, fuck that shit, I only want the absolute essentials, rest is slowly going to the bin

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Look at all the space for a mini painting station

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

See, if you budget properly then you can afford to live on your own and have two beds!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Needs a motorcycle being rebuilt in it, with that much open space

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

I bet a Hot Wheels would roll real good on that floor.

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