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it's not Yellow! (lemmynsfw.com)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That phrase isn't used "to make a point", it means that something is not exactly great, that it remains below expecations

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 52 minutes ago

We're on Lemmy, I'm surprised this shitpost hasn't already devolved to political discourse. Taking shitposts seriously is Lemmy's milieu.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

I was watching an episode of QI once, and one of the panelists was talking about a phrase in Greek that literally translates to, “There is trouble in the Gypsy village,” and is apparently used to indicate something like, “Who gives a shit?” Idioms are a very interesting part of language.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

It never occurred to me until now that the toy's case was the yolk. 🤯

[–] [email protected] 20 points 13 hours ago

It's not a jolk if someone has to explain it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Probably not, because the saying is probably way older than the toy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That's... that's not really relevant to their statement though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Well, it's not the yellow from the egg then.

[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This image probably scares americans. on the left because they fear for their children and on the right because they can't afford it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

As an American, this mostly scares me because I can't read german

[–] [email protected] 36 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

Wait until they hear the one on the right wasn't in the fridge 🙀

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Americans do a lot of foolish things, but refrigerating their eggs is not one of them.

There is a good reason: eggs are washed before they’re sold in the US, which removes the egg's cuticle (a natural protective coating). This process reduces the risk of bacterial contamination, and, when combined with refrigeration, extends the shelf life of the egg. That matters in a country with a distributed population as geographically vast as the U.S., where food often travels longer distances before reaching the consumer. Refrigerating eggs is a solution to a logistical challenge not present in Europe.

I like to point this out because a European unaware of this difference might visit America, refuse to refrigerate their eggs (believing their own cultural practices to be superior and more "natural") and end up with salmonella. It's ironic because getting sick in another country due to ignorance of local customs, while assuming your own culture is better, is a very American thing to do. I guess the apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

As an American, I heard that the euros don't refrigerate their eggs. And I thought "well that's good... One less thing to refrigerate!" And I stopped doing it about 15 years ago.

I have not had salmonella once. Worst case is that about once every two years, I crack a rotten egg into my breakfast scramble and it smells like Satan's hangover farts. But ya know, ya win some, ya lose some.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If you can get local fresh eggs you might not need to refrigerate them. We get them from a relative who has a few chickens and more eggs than they can eat to share.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Totally down with that idea. I want to have chickens in my back yard, but I spend a lot of time out of town, so I'd need to figure out how to get my housemates to take care of them when I'm not around.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Just call it raw and they'll be into it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I don’t get it. We tend to think of raw animal products as either exotic or gross (French steak tartare, Korean yookhwe, Italian carpaccio, German mett, etc). Even filet Américain, despite its name, is something most Americans have never heard of. We don’t really have our own equivalent to these dishes. Maybe over-easy eggs?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm from Europe, and while I know I don't need to have my eggs in the fridge I do so anyways. I don't think that the cold will hurt. Maybe they will last even longer!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Same, once they have been cold their protective coating can suffer, so keep that in mind and don't leave them out at a later time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. Although, I don't really have any other place to keep them than my fridge, so they'll probably stay there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Why would you keep eggs in a fridge? I just leave them in a basket on the counter top.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Because my country's egg supply chain makes them require refrigeration.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago

It came out a chickens what

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago

You monster!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I hope you've brought suncream!

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

According to to different translators:

"That's not the yellow of the egg"

"It's not exactly the bee's knee"

"can't cut the mustard"

"not exactly brilliant"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Bone apple teeth

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

beloved alternatives my mom usually drops:

"das ist nicht die Wucht in Tüten" (this ain't the might in bags)

"damit kann man keinen Blumentopf gewinnen" (one won't win a planting pot for that)

"das lockt niemanden vom ofen hervor" (nobody will be lured from behind the oven with that)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

In Danish you might say “that’s not something to yell hurrah over” or “that’s not exactly something you would write home about”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

also very nice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Like, just for fun or is there an occasion for the last one because I want to use it to insult my dear friend's souffles

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

usually my mom uses the first when things/tools/equipment/objects do not work like they intended to do. or simply if she expected more the second one is is usually if someone or something looks ugly or if someone missbehaved or did something wrong. the third is mostly used when something is very ugly, of bad quality, just like in you case, tastes bad

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

my flavor is fine, i'm just very grainy and mealy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

sorry, i meant in your dear friends souffles case

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I love the German word verbesserungsbedürftig, meaning 'in need of improvement'.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That makes me fox devils wild!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (9 children)

The image on the left gives me the creeps.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

I was trying to figure out wtf it was, I have a strong suspicion now ... my fellow countryman are fuckin idiots and this is another example of that bullshit "land of the free".... fuckin idiots can't even enjoy a candy with a toy in it property without regulations and prohibition

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a regulation I actually support. Our fellow citizens are too stupid to not choke one the fake yoke.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes that's why they should be allowed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Darwin approved this statement

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

It brings back good memories from when these things were not absurdly expensive and the toys were good quality.

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