I posted mine recently. In dull men's club. I must say I planned more about that post than is care to admit
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2025
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I've got you OP
sell car, try again.
Look at you with your shiny basically unused car!
Lol, I hesitated to post, but why not? So my car's a mess. Who cares?
M8! It's only done 80000. How much of a mess can it be really? Mines done about twice that and it has a busted alternator and a tourist in a camper managed to rip my mirror out of the door.
BOOBG
the topless battle royale
Boob sechs
Did you ever consider cleaning the car during that approximately 80k miles?
I think it's more like you stop driving the car once you hit 80085 and keep it as a trophy
Damn now you gotta get a new car :(
Dang you would have gotten BoobSmiles too
I felt only slight disappointment initially, but this just ruined my day. OP you need to figure out how rolling back odometers works STAT.
What the fuck have you done.
What’s better than one boob? 280085!
My car is much fucking closer to that.
Mine had 3 boobs shortly before I got it. Kilometers though
Sadly, my car just passed it and I did not get a pic.
Now try to get "clitoris" miles, but I'll bet you'll never find it.
Haven't you heard the expression "Missed it by a mile."?
Missed opportunity 😱
It's ok, I like the Get Smart reference too.
ORIGINAL Get Smart with Don Adams too, not that abomination of a movie they made with Carrell.
I didn't know they had made a remake lol
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425061/
2008 movie. The names of the characters were the same, but they didn’t act anything like in the original show. It was a stain on the legacy of the original.
Don't bother with the lotto ticket bud, and maybe rethink those life changes you were fantisizing about...
Mission failed. We'll get em next time.
Drive in reverse. I don't care. Drive. In. Reverse. Then flip your car.
This works, I've tried it.
A mission made just for me
The hero we need.
Also maybe deserve.
Who is BOOBG miles?
boobg
BOOBG*
That's Player Unknown's game, right?
gboob*
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Its ok bro just drive backwards
go back to the dealer and start again
Now I’m hearing the title in the Get Smart guy’s voice
This makes me sad
All's not lost, just drive the car in reverse for a mile. :)
RIP o7