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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

There's a satirical movement in Germany called "Front deutscher Äpfel" (front of German apples). One of their slogans is "Was gibt der deutschen Jugend Kraft? Apfelsaft! Apfelsaft!" ("What gives German youth strength? Apple juice! Apple juice!")

They would surely approve.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is .... Is their banner supposed to invoke an instant thought of the Nazis?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The German sense of humor is arid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Americans think Big Bang Theory is the funniest sitcom ever, and whenever a foreign word sounds like a funny English one, they lose their shit. And then they tell Germans about their sense of humor....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

My sense of humor is also dry. Just not quite that dry.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 days ago (2 children)

More like, potato skin faces

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Haters will say it's photoshopped

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

“What’s wrong with your FAAAAAAACE?!”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

These Nazis are the biggest disappointment since my son.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Definitely photoshopped. Also found the skinhead celtic cross hidden on the other sleeve.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Chicken Parmesan isn’t vegan?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Found myself a new style. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (14 children)

this seems ai the face is not there and the box on the wall looks off

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Pretty sure just photoshopped. The logos are way sharper than the rest of the image and the arm band and sleeve logos are really fake looking.

They did a decent job on the flag I guess though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

AI + photoshop, maybe?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Biblically accurate carrot.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ahh neonazi vegans, I hate those guys.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

alt-health neocrunchies

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Are they Nazis or something as well? Or is this some kind of joke?

I'm vegan btw

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Vegetarism/veganism and National Socialism have in Germany (at least to some point) shared cultural roots.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

fuckin Steiner and the Theosophists get off the hook way too easy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

The whole esoteric space has a neo-nazi undercurrent.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's funny watching Waldorf education advocates squirm when you bring Steiner's racialist ideas and ties to volkisch movements and ideologies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Can you substantiate your claims with some factual resources? Much appreciated.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

which level? are you still eating things that cast shadows?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (4 children)

One of them will hold you down while the other stabs you to death with carrots.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

How do you know someone is Vegan?
They tell you.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I'm vegan and I never tell anyone

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

I actually have you tagged as “vegan” so you don’t need to tell me!

I’m vegan btw (I also use arch and ride a fixed gear bike) Btw

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You just did though ... 😁

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No, they didn't. I know this, because I'm vegan too and I would never tell anyone about this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I'm vegan, but I'd never tell anyone I'm vegan. Nope, I'd never tell anyone I'm vegan. I'm vegan btw

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wow it’s almost like if they didn’t tell you, you wouldn’t know, and you’d continue to think this was accurate

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Oh, is that what they call someone from Vegas? /j

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

I thought he was casually carrying around a PS5 for a second there

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