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[-] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago

who needs vroom vroom when doggie go zoom zoom?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Rich guys sells rich thing to do nice thing (and is likely still rich, because who the hell buys a Ferrari in the first place?) but it's a net win for dogs.

"I may have to use my regular car now, but I did it for the dogs. Are you watching from above, Jesus?"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I sold my Ferrari now I have to drive my Bentley.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

you poor man, here have some dogs

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

I'm not crying, you're crying

[-] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago

No, I'm literally taking a shit rn.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

That's usually when I do my crying anyway

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

You need more fibers and water.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

They didn’t say they had issues taking a shit, just that they usually do their crying while they shit. They may have perfectly fine bowl movements, and the crying and shitting may not necessarily be directly related to each other.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

perfectly fine bowl movements

Like these?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Dammit, haven’t even looked at the TikTok and already see the typo.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

it’s either too much or not enough fiber, bet my life on it

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Can't be too much since it doesn't just add mass but also softens. If you get enough fiber (and water), you're not gonna be constipated due to your diet.

Sincerely, have been eating a shitload of cabbage recently, pun intended 😁

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

What does this community name mean

[-] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago

Literally nothing. It's even in the rules that posts

  1. Don't need to involve white people
  2. Don't need to be a tweet
[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Reddit had black people Twitter and white people Twitter. This is everyone Twitter.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Yeah but how did he get said Ferrari?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Dogmeat charcuterie sales.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Wait, not like that!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Someone ever tries to ~~kill~~ save you, you try to ~~kill~~ save 'em right back!

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